I hate to brag, or show how nerdy I am, or how bored, or all three, but I just posted a comment over on Ryan's page that talks all about how Ryan came to Seattle as a parody of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air song. Check it out:

Yo this is the story all about how Ryan's life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just stay awake, I'll tell you how he became the prince of a hood called green lake. In west Indiana born and raised At the churchground is where he spent most of his days Cleaning out, maxing, relaxing all cool Designing some graphics down by the pool When a couple of times he said "Dang I'm real bored" Started prayin' God to open up a door He got onone message board and they said to go west And said "you're moving to Seattle 'cos it is the best He whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said "F. Bush" and it had "peace" in the mirror If anything he could say that this cab was fake But he thought na, forget it, yo home to green lake He pulled up to the house about seven or eight And he yelled to the cabby "yo, Holmes smell you later" Looked at the kingdom he could finally stake "I'll settle my throne as the prince of green lake"