Things I bought at Target after drinking (or The reason I have no money):
- Earrings
- Red purse
- 100 calorie packs of Cool Ranch Doritos
- 100 calorie packs of Pepperidge Farm Chocolate Chunk cookies
- Welch's fruit snacks
- Hope Floats DVD
- Hoosiers DVD
- Uncle Buck DVD
- Muppets From Space DVD
- Diet Coke
- 2 wine cubes
- ShopSmart magazine
- Brita water filtration system
- 9 volt batteries

Things I went to Target for (which I didn't remember until I got home):
- Sprinkler