The details of my life are quite inconsequential...very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. And just a closing word of advice: if you can avoid it, don't take the LSAT, it's a bitch of a test. It's four & a half hours of punishment that will surely leave you ravished.
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Thank You for Smoking, Walk the Line, Vanilla Sky, The Last Samurai, Jerry Maguire, Minority Report, Closer, The Secret Window, Waking Ned Divine, On Golden Pond, The Quiet Man, The Hours, The Importance of Being Earnest, Hamlet, LotR, Rush Hour, Intermission, SWAT, Phantom of the Opera, Sleepy Hollow, The Children of Men, Everything is Illuminated, V for Vendetta, Ask the Dust, Stranger than Fiction & etc.
Dashboard Confessional, Coldplay, Incubus, Kevin Max, Keane, Hope of the States, Kings of Leon, Muse, Cursive, The Mars Volta, Damien Rice, Brand New, Chevelle, Bright Eyes, Story of the Year, Project 86, The White Stripes, Thrice, The Format, Interpol, DeathCab for Cutie, Razorlight, Shooter Jennings, Thursday, Sparta, Cary Brothers, The Killers, The Vines, DC Talk, Eliot Smith, Further Seems Forever, Rooney, The Manic Street Preachers, RadioHead, Fiona Apple, Jimmy Eat World, Regina Spektor, Say Anything, Kill Hannah, Five for Fighting, Shiny Toy Guns, Ugly Casanova, Silversun Pickups, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, De Rosa, Meg & Dia, Amy Winehouse, Nirvana, Jim White, Ben Kweller, Ben Lee, Ben Folds & etc.
Curb Your Enthusiasm, My Name Is Earl, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Alias, Two and a Half Men, Medium, Scrubs...
The Thought Gang, Bear vs. Shark, White Noise, 33 Snowfish, Firebreak, House of Sand & Fog, the Bible, Salary Man, Omeros, The Name of the Rose, We Caught You Plotting Murder, Dorian Gray & It's All Down-Hill From Here.
A.B.C., movies/independent films, music, drumming, singing, acting, creative writing, poetry, fiction/novels, academics/college, English/philosophy, fashion & clothing design, travel, missionary work, hanging out with friends, going to movies/concerts, eating, trying new things, cultural exchange, shopping, reading books, coffee, & live theatre.
"MESSAGE TO THE FUTURE: Sorry this isn't more interesting. Sorry if you find this feeble or predictably fin de millennium. Really 2000ish. But I'm glad you made it, that you're out there. Hope human suffering is at tolerable levels & that situations are an agreeable level of stimulation, with happiness not out of the question." -Tibor Fischer
"We all admire the spangled acrobat with classical grace meticulously walking his tight rope in the talcum light; but how much rarer art there is in the sagging rope expert wearing scarecrow clothes and impersonating a grotesque drunk! I should know." (Vladimir Nabokov) Thank you for your friendship! Musical greetings from Munich/Germany!
posted Jul 17
ahh :DD it is a good song id say. if im thinking of the one that i recommended. and whacha been doin??
posted Jul 12
Yes, I bought mine when they went on sale like 3 months ago. When I bought mine they were like $120 but i think they went up to $200. Eck!! For some reason I thought you were from Chicago that's why I asked
posted Jul 10
haha. well hey. sup sup? and no its not. but it almost looks the exact same. and IC is an amazing thing to try and help and support Good Luck on getting your school to sponsor it .
posted Jul 4
Oh my Gosh! I'm terrible at film acting...we do it at school, it's really embarrassing but I'm working on it! Good luck with that...it's been a dream of mine since I was little, but I think now I'm gonna stick with the stage...unless I get a lot better on film!!
posted Jun 5
Yeah, extremely. It's cliche, but theatre is my life! I really only do stuff around the Atlanta area, but I've been in like over 25 performances. I do my high school stuff as well, it's so much fun!! You should do some community stuff after you graduate or whenever. It's great! Just a crazy idea...
posted Jun 5
Wow, thanks! Same to you, your taste in general seems to be REALLY eclectic...I like it!
posted Jun 4
hey there, thx for finding me! how goes it? looks like you're one busy guy... 18 hours this semester! i guess that just a lot to me. you love Jesus? so do i! i wish more people did.
posted May 22
Thanks for the add, ... Library Information & Science. (That means I'm going to be a Librarian lol)
posted Mar 27
About Voltaire, I like the way he used his words...How could I say... sometimes he was too much vicious I think, but he had the gift to be very flexible with some matters. As an example, he didn't believe in God but wasn't an atheistic, he said (hope you'll understand in French because my translation would be awfull!) "L'univers m'embarrasse et je ne puis songer Que cette horloge existe et n'ait point d'horloger"... I like his poems too. Let me tell you how wonderful is your idea to write your own vision of Candide, hope it will be successful. Might be very interesting. At last, I didn't really think about the name, "Dresden Kid"...It just came at first, like a signing...Maybe the child's part I keep inside ! (And I love "Bad Habit" from the Dresden Dolls !!! )
posted Mar 26
How could you know ?! Candide is one of my favourite, I've read it 4 years ago, I think I should read it again today...Actually I loved the way he describes ordinary situations to underline some bad mentalities of the world, little minds that we still can meet today...and on the other way, to show the perfect and naive vision of Candide...Like a child who will never hear adult's words...Loved it...
posted Mar 25
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