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Jeremy

23 years old

Arlington, TX

Male

About

The details of my life are quite inconsequential...very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. And just a closing word of advice: if you can avoid it, don't take the LSAT, it's a bitch of a test. It's four & a half hours of punishment that will surely leave you ravished.

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My Mustache, Reviewed. Oct 29

Average Customer Rating: *** (Based on 9 reviews)

**** Must-see mustache!!!

Reviewer: A. Dawson from San Antonio, TX, USA
This is the best mustache I've seen all year. It's one of those mustaches where you just never want it to end. If you get a chance, CHECK OU...


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The Bible in a Year Group The Buy Shoes, Save Lives Group The Project 86 Group The RILO KILEY Group The Johnny Cash Group

My Music

Activities

School, work, & play.

Currently Listening to

Cold Play "Viva la Vida"


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das-kollektiv.net says:

danke schön! :-)

posted Mar 15


Gagosian Liga says:

"We all admire the spangled acrobat with classical grace meticulously walking his tight rope in the talcum light; but how much rarer art there is in the sagging rope expert wearing scarecrow clothes and impersonating a grotesque drunk! I should know." (Vladimir Nabokov) Thank you for your friendship! Musical greetings from Munich/Germany!

posted Jul 17


shaula martell says:

ahh :DD it is a good song id say. if im thinking of the one that i recommended. and whacha been doin??

posted Jul 12


Aleida says:

Yes, I bought mine when they went on sale like 3 months ago. When I bought mine they were like $120 but i think they went up to $200. Eck!! For some reason I thought you were from Chicago that's why I asked

posted Jul 10


shaula martell says:

haha. well hey. sup sup? and no its not. but it almost looks the exact same. and IC is an amazing thing to try and help and support Good Luck on getting your school to sponsor it .

posted Jul 4


Lindsay says:

Oh my Gosh! I'm terrible at film acting...we do it at school, it's really embarrassing but I'm working on it! Good luck with that...it's been a dream of mine since I was little, but I think now I'm gonna stick with the stage...unless I get a lot better on film!!

posted Jun 5


Lindsay says:

Yeah, extremely. It's cliche, but theatre is my life! I really only do stuff around the Atlanta area, but I've been in like over 25 performances. I do my high school stuff as well, it's so much fun!! You should do some community stuff after you graduate or whenever. It's great! Just a crazy idea...

posted Jun 5


Lindsay says:

Wow, thanks! Same to you, your taste in general seems to be REALLY eclectic...I like it!

posted Jun 4


Regal Standard says:

hey there, thx for finding me! how goes it? looks like you're one busy guy... 18 hours this semester! i guess that just a lot to me. you love Jesus? so do i! i wish more people did.

posted May 22


MaloryElizabeth says:

Thanks for the add, ... Library Information & Science. (That means I'm going to be a Librarian lol)

posted Mar 27


Melissa Polinar says:

hey, thanks for adding me! hope you enjoyed the tunes...keep in touch. -m

posted Mar 26


Marjorie M. says:

About Voltaire, I like the way he used his words...How could I say... sometimes he was too much vicious I think, but he had the gift to be very flexible with some matters. As an example, he didn't believe in God but wasn't an atheistic, he said (hope you'll understand in French because my translation would be awfull!) "L'univers m'embarrasse et je ne puis songer Que cette horloge existe et n'ait point d'horloger"... I like his poems too. Let me tell you how wonderful is your idea to write your own vision of Candide, hope it will be successful. Might be very interesting. At last, I didn't really think about the name, "Dresden Kid"...It just came at first, like a signing...Maybe the child's part I keep inside ! (And I love "Bad Habit" from the Dresden Dolls !!! )

posted Mar 26


iTHROWcraze. says:

aaah. you are way too nice. but yeah i fell in love with dostoevsky a few years ago

posted Mar 25


Marjorie M. says:

How could you know ?! Candide is one of my favourite, I've read it 4 years ago, I think I should read it again today...Actually I loved the way he describes ordinary situations to underline some bad mentalities of the world, little minds that we still can meet today...and on the other way, to show the perfect and naive vision of Candide...Like a child who will never hear adult's words...Loved it...

posted Mar 25


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