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Herro!
My name is Jess. I am clumsy. I like a lot of things, but not vegetables.
I write for Planet Verge Magazine and work for Audio Crush PR.
www.planetverge.com
www.audiocrushpr.com
Movies
Almost all action movies, anything 007, anything Mel Brooks, anything Christopher Guest, anything Rocky, The Departed, Goodfellas, Superman Returns, This Is Spinal Tap, Borat, Big Fish, Sleuth, any Kenneth Branagh Shakespeare film, The Birdcage, Airheads, Clerks, Clerks II, About Schmidt, Red Dawn, Moulin Rouge, The Princess Bride, Ghost, Sandlot, Team America: World Police
Television
Anything courtroom related, Golden Girls, Adult Swim, South Park, The Daily Show, Intervention, Wonder Showzen
Books
Anything by Wilde, The Metamorphosis, Othello, Hamlet, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Twelfth Night, The Assistants, Lolita, Crime and Punishment, The Dirt, Alice in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, Hieronymus White, Spook, Running With Scissors, A Confederacy of Dunces, Don't Get Too Comfortable, The Shepherd, Divine Madness, Fraud, The Game, Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining, Dr. Suess Goes to War
Activities
Music journalism, music publicist, music promoter, cashier, barista, customer service representative, copy editor, columnist, Token Best Friend
Interests
abnormal psychology, alliteration, almonds, alphabetization, animals, antibacterial gel, aprons, aquatic acrobatics, astrophysics, Audio Crush PR, Australian accents, baking, band t-shirts, basement shows, being alone, bellydancing, Bermuda, Best Buy, books, bribery, bright colors, bubblebaths, Butterfingers, Cadbury creme eggs, candy, car karaoke, caramel apple empanadas, caramel creams, categorization, cheap thrills, cheap thrills, cherries, cherries, Chicago, Chicago, chicken alfredo, chicken alfredo, chocolate, chocolate, choice, choice, civil disobedience, civil disobedience, close reading, close reading, color coordination, color coordination, coloring books, coloring books, confection, confection, constitutionality, constitutionality, cooking, cooking, courtrooms, courtrooms, cruise ships, cruise ships, cutting bitches, dead baby jokes, debate, debate, diet soda, diet soda, distractions, distractions, documentation, documentation, dresses, dresses, fallacies in logic, fallacies in logic, flirtation, flirtation, flying Vs, flying Vs, football, football, formal gowns, formal gowns, Freud, Freud, frontmen, frontmen, Fuddrucker's, Fuddrucker's, garden gnomes, garden gnomes, gelati, gelati, the Genovese crime family, the Genovese crime family, gerberas, gerberas, giggle fits, giggle fits, green apples, green apples, grenadine, grenadine, guitar picks, guitar picks, guitarists, guitarists, guy movies, guy movies, hammocks, hammocks, handclaps, handclaps, highlighters, highlighters, highways, highways, honesty, honesty, hot chocolate, hot chocolate, hover turtles, hover turtles, hugs, hugs, hustlin', hustlin', ice cream, ice cream, intellect, intellect, irony, irony, justice, justice, kalideoscopes, kalideoscopes, keytars, keytars, Lenny Kravitz, Lenny Kravitz, Latin, Latin, laughing uncontrollably at inappropriate times, laughing uncontrollably at inappropriate times, law, law, lemon creme cookies, lemon creme cookies, Lewis Black, Lewis Black, liberalism, liberalism, listening to songs on repeat until I'm sick of them and another comes along, listening to songs on repeat until I'm sick of them and another comes along, literary devices, lists, lists, love, love, magazines, magazines, magic 8 balls, magic 8 balls, Man Law, Man Law, Marvel vs. Capcom, Marvel vs. Capcom, matchmaking, matchmaking, John Mayer, John Mayer, memorization, memorization, mint, mint, misogyny, misogyny, Mitch Hedberg, Mitch Hedberg, mix CDs, mix CDs, Moogs, Moogs, muckraking, muckraking, naming automobiles and plants, naming automobiles and plants, never answering my phone, never answering my phone, New England clam chowder, New England clam chowder, New York Jets, New York Jets, Nintendo, Nintendo, Nutella, Nutella, Orwellian, Orwellian, parks, parks, Chad Pennington, Chad Pennington, penny arcades, penny arcades, philanthropy, philanthropy, picnics, picnics, pig latin, pig latin, Planet Verge Magazine, Planet Verge Magazine, Platonism, Post-Its, prime rib, procrastination, productivity, psychics, public defenders, punctuation, quoting from books instead of movies, reading, recitations, retractable metal poles, Rocher chocolates, romance, sap, sesquipedalianism, shiny things, singing in the shower, skee ball, sleeping, Soul Edge, soul food, sprinting, Street Fighter, strength, sugar, sugarfree gum, swimming, sprinkles, swingsets, symbolism, symmetry, Tammany Hall, tattoos, Tekken Tag, theater, treehugging, truancy, Twinkie lipbalm, U.K. Elite soccer players, Ugly Dolls, underwear shopping, vindication, vitamins, wafer cones, weddings, wifebeaters, wiffleball, winning, wise assery, wonton soup, zebra stripes