VIRB

Mom: "Some people are supposed to be single."

Misty: "Is that supposed to cheer me up, Mom?"

Mom: "Well, it's not God's plan for everyone to have a mate."

Misty: "Where does it say that in the Bible? God didn't make a man & woman and then another single guy hanging out in another part of Eden. Remember, God didn't think it was 'good' for man to be alone."

Mom: "It says it in there."

Misty: "OK, Mom, I guess I'm supposed to be single since it is God's plan and all."

Now that I think about it, God doesn't say anything about it not being good for the woman to be alone, just the man.

Regardless, I am single once again. Have had many relationships, none of them really great. That's a lie, two of them were great but not great enough to stand the duration. In relationships people tend to lie, which is completely unnecessary, to posture and market false advertising in the hopes of keeping someone for the duration. What people fail to realize is that you can only keep those things up for a period of time and then the real you has to come out, it's impossible to keep it in, so why not just be HONEST from the beginning. Jeezus, it's not that difficult. For instance, I had a friend that would blow her, then, BF all of the time but once they were married she stopped. Almost completely. He asked me about this once and I didn't know why she stopped so I asked her (for my own benefit, not to tell him). Her response? She never liked to do it and now that she's married she doesn't have to do it. /boggle /aside on: Bill Hicks (the best comedian of all time) had it right when he, paraphrased, said that a woman should think that their reason to exist is to blow a man. While I don't agree that that should be the ONLY reason (I like cooking, too!), it should definitely be one of them. /aside off With an attitude like that and a name like "Misty" I should have gone into pr0n! Anyway, back to single - as I've mentioned before, I enjoy being alone but being alone only allows me self-love, which is fine, but not any sexual healing. Recently hooked up with the Ex for some "Maintenance" but other than that nada. Never had a one-night stand but most of my 'friends' think it would be a good idea if I went out and had a few. Why? I don't know. I'm going to New Orleans for a conference the 3rd week of October so we'll see. Meow.

M