Will work for food.

I'm kind of excited about my new running shoes but do you know what I'm even more excited about? THIS! I almost thought it was my birthday! So, Rove & now Gonzo - well, I wish I could stay excited for more than 2 minutes but this is all a tad smelly, ya know? Will we …

Life 3

Mom: "Some people are supposed to be single."

Misty: "Is that supposed to cheer me up, Mom?"

Mom: "Well, it's not God's plan for everyone to have a mate."

Misty: "Where does it say that in the Bible? God didn't make a man & woman and then another single guy …

Life 2

Curiosity and the pretty, alone girl. Being drawn to the darkness is not special, there are many other people out there that are drawn to it. I used to wonder why/how I became attracted to those dark things. Was it when I stumbled onto my Dad's ridiculously large …

Life 1

Who made the rules? God? Mr. Gates? From birth we're taught rules based on our parent's experiences: don't touch this or that, don't eat this or that. The general rules of 'how not to die as a small child' rules. Then we get rules placed on us by our friends: don't talk …

And then Mom woke up...

Again, he said, "Just keep acting like a Nigger." I didn't even know what that word meant. He used the word so liberally that I never knew who or what he meant by calling someone that name. We could be anywhere and doing anything and that word would fly out of his …

I thought you were an Athiest...

"Sure, I believe in God but I don't believe there are a plethora of different gods, just the one God. I've always thought Jesus was probably a very cool dude who had some fantastic ideas and was a very peace, love & berries type of person &, of course, I love that. …

Give me something to work with...

I miss Bill Hicks. Sometimes, I forget that he's talking about Daddy Bush during his routines but, dammit, it's as if he could be standing there right now speaking about The Demon Offspring (TDO). It's amazing the similarities except, TDO is as whacked as they come. …

Matthew Good - Hospital Music

Do not pass Go until you go to http://www.matthewgood.org/hospital-music/">Matthew Good's Hospital Music page and purchase his new CD - it is ridiculously awesome, yes, I said - ridiculously awesome. What that means is that it's one of those 'must-haves' in your collection. You will have to have it played in your …