There is a lady who lives two houses down across the street. She has these ugly fake green plants in her yard. They make me happy. She has beautiful flowers (living ones) and stone pots and other things but the green plastic plants stick out so bad, and clash so …

Flirting:

This is phase one. Most likely the most important phase. Certainly one of the more fun ones. A good idea first is to start with a girl that shows signs. (repeatedly talking to/looking at/touching you) If she doesn't show signs, don't waste your time.

If …