When I am more coherent:

A raccoon broke in the house twice tonight, and not just the house, but my BEDROOM, and he will not be doing it anymore because that sonofabitch is riddled with .22 bullets from my .22 rifle. The last few shots being directly to the head.

Oh my godddd!

January 20, in the cold, in the miserable.

Oh right I forgot Sunday morning really early I leave for Washington D.C. to be a chaperone for a group of high school kids. We're going to see Obama's inauguration and go to an inaugural ball and see museums and junk.

I will be posting photos and things on some websites …

Home from Portland, update may or may not follow.

PAGING PDX, PAGING PDX

In less than 24 hours I'll be landing in Portland.

fuck this mess

"...and am finishing out the year heading into another, much nicer, calmer, and cuter fling with a guy 9 years older than me.

hahaha that died in a fire last night, hoo boy, let me tell you what!

HELLO? 2008? GO DIE IN A FIRE.

I was gonna do one of those month-by-moth replays of my life over the past year but I can't remember half of it and I don't want to remember the other half.

Basically I finished and started my first and second year at UNCA, Uncle Peewee and my cat died within 2 weeks of …

PDX to-do list

Things I want to do on Jan. 7-12:

In Portland:
o drink copious amounts of Red Rum
o eat at Uminoke, enjoy sushi, do sake bombs
o eat at Blue Nile, cry from spicy Ethiopian food
o eat at little Chinese vegetarian place on Couch St., cry into spring rolls because they are so …

Huuuuuugs and Kissssses everyone!

<3

PDX or Bust!

To whom this may concern;

I WILL BE IN MOTHERFUKKIN' PORTLAND ON JANUARY 7 AT 11AM.

Prepare yourselves. I would love to see you all.

<3<3<3

So I got a thing going on in my life right now, and it is good. Oddly content with being in the strange & comfortable in-between place.

I'm making cupcake porn.

Lord save me now.

Making a movie about tea and cupcakes. Lord I hope it turns out alright; I don't have time to shoot anymore footage.

as;dflkasjdf;lkj.

I'm pretty sure if I ever get another tattoo, it's going to be a times new roman/georgia/serif font gibberish string around my forearm.

mostly because it is how I feel every freakin' day of my life.

hello hello it is now 5:48am and I have not slept yet because I have been working on a really unfulfiling website that I am totally not happy with (stupid frames, stupid javascript).

now i have to move my car but i can't get back into the building and that sucks.

WHERE I LIVE NOW AND STUFF.

Since I've been getting this question a lot again the past few days:

Hi, yes, I live in Asheville NC now, again, temporarily, where I spent 14 of my 18 formative years before moving to Portland OR, where most of you met me and fell in love with me and my grandiose …

Someday I hope to develop crippling alcoholism.

Sometimes, I get the feeling that I'm an Untouchable.

chuggida chuggida

I wonder if you can stretch shoes one full size bigger?

HALP ME OBI WAN LIVEJOURNALEY. YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE.

oh uh did I act like a fool?

So um there was this thing Sunday night that I attended, and it involved some really neat local people and RockBand and RockBand II and some badly-mixed cran/vodka drinks. Badly mixed on my part, but delicious nonetheless. Also some dude was there who was all "yay I'm …

I WANT CUPCAKES!

But I can't eat until after Halloween. Hahahaha!

oh god.