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    <description><![CDATA[I fancy myself a troublemaker. Everything else just falls by the wayside. 

I probably have ADHD from listening to too much Shitmat and Eight Frozen Modules. Or too much Stuttercore in general. 

I'm also have a hard time growing up. Extremely hard. So most of the time, I act like a kid. Tantrums included. But fun, exciting quirks in the meantime! 

I am completely and utterly a Gemini. Besides the small hands thing. I have big hands. 

Also also, I am a Roller Derby referee for the Blue Ridge Roller Girls.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[When I am more coherent:<br /><br />A raccoon broke in the house twice tonight, and not just the house, but my BEDROOM, and he will not be doing it anymore because that sonofabitch is riddled with .22 bullets from my .22 rifle. The last few shots being directly to the head.<br /><br />Oh my godddd!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 08:18:16 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>January 20, in the cold, in the miserable.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Oh right I forgot Sunday morning really early I leave for Washington D.C. to be a chaperone for a group of high school kids. We&apos;re going to see Obama&apos;s inauguration and go to an inaugural ball and see museums and junk.<br /><br />I will be posting photos and things on some websites that are local, I will let you guys know the addresses so you can get a first-hand look at.. what millions of people look like from the stance of one of your friends. Go technology!<br /><br />Also today is the first day of school and it snowed a little bit and I need more classes.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:36:14 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Home from Portland, update may or may not follow.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 10:38:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>PAGING PDX, PAGING PDX</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<h1>In less than 24 hours I&apos;ll be landing in Portland.</h1><br /><br /><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/1690328.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&amp;Expires=1231275857&amp;Signature=6YMOiYmUQuYv8wbQ6Ra6CCciCaY%3D" /><br />keep a look out for this face, you might see it downtown or something.<br /><br />Just don&apos;t want y&apos;all to forget about me or anything. Sniff. It might be a while before I&apos;m out there again!<br /><br />See you all soooooooon! &lt;3&lt;3&lt;3]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:17:08 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>fuck this mess</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<i>"...and am finishing out the year heading into another, much nicer, calmer, and cuter fling with a guy 9 years older than me.</i><br /><br /><h2>hahaha that died in a fire last night, hoo boy, let me tell you what!</h2><br /><br />"it&apos;s not you, it&apos;s me."]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 03:18:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>HELLO? 2008? GO DIE IN A FIRE.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I was gonna do one of those month-by-moth replays of my life over the past year but I can&apos;t remember half of it and I don&apos;t want to remember the other half.<br /><br />Basically I finished and started my first and second year at UNCA, Uncle Peewee and my cat died within 2 weeks of each other, I joined twitter and it&apos;s fucking amazing, I ended a sexual fling at the beginning of the year, and am finishing out the year heading into another, much nicer, calmer, and cuter fling with a guy 9 years older than me.<br /><br />That&apos;s pretty much where my head is right now; laying in bed with a guy and holding his hand and and talking about zombie vampire apartments that drain people of their blood in the shower, and monkeys in space suits and drinking cups of tea and watching Junkyard Wars and strange indie movies from TV Eye and eating Udon noodles and playing guitar. The sad thing is, in 3 days he goes back to work, then I go to Portland, and then I start school, so whatever it is we have is pretty much doomed to end in 3 days. I don&apos;t want it to. I like laying in his bed rolling around in his stinky armpits and nuzzling my lips into his shoulder.<br /><br />God I&apos;m such a sappy girl.<br /><br />In other news, I&apos;m ready to go to Portland and see everyone, and then ready to fly back and start school again.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:29:44 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>PDX to-do list</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Things I want to do on Jan. 7-12:<br /><br />In Portland:<br />o drink copious amounts of Red Rum<br />o eat at Uminoke, enjoy sushi, do sake bombs<br />o eat at Blue Nile, cry from spicy Ethiopian food<br />o eat at little Chinese vegetarian place on Couch St., cry into spring rolls because they are so delicious<br />o eat at McMennamin&apos;s, delight in local beer & burgers<br />o go to Beulah, nerd out with MSL<br />o go to Ground Kontrol, play video games, drink beer<br />o go to Backspace, drink coffee<br />o go to the Greek, drink beer, dance<br />o go to D]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:43:21 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Huuuuuugs and Kissssses everyone!<br /><br />&lt;3]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 13:56:59 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>PDX or Bust!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[To whom this may concern;<br /><br />I WILL BE IN MOTHERFUKKIN&apos; PORTLAND ON JANUARY 7 AT 11AM.<br /><br />Prepare yourselves. I would love to see you all.<br /><br />&lt;3&lt;3&lt;3]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 19:40:13 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[So I got a thing going on in my life right now, and it is good. Oddly content with being in the strange & comfortable in-between place.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:25:57 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[I&apos;m making cupcake porn.<br /><br />Lord save me now.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:49:11 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Making a movie about tea and cupcakes. Lord I hope it turns out alright; I don&apos;t have time to shoot anymore footage.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:29:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[as;dflkasjdf;lkj.<br /><br />I&apos;m pretty sure if I ever get another tattoo, it&apos;s going to be a times new roman/georgia/serif font gibberish string around my forearm.<br /><br />mostly because it is how I feel every freakin&apos; day of my life.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:49:34 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[hello hello it is now 5:48am and I have not slept yet because I have been working on a really unfulfiling website that I am totally not happy with (stupid frames, stupid javascript).<br /><br />now i have to move my car but i can&apos;t get back into the building and that sucks.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:42:19 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>WHERE I LIVE NOW AND STUFF.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Since I&apos;ve been getting this question a lot again the past few days:<br /><br />Hi, yes, I live in Asheville NC now, again, temporarily, where I spent 14 of my 18 formative years before moving to Portland OR, where most of you met me and fell in love with me and my grandiose nerditity, etc etc.<br /><br />Since the move, I&apos;ve burned through 2 computers, and have subsequently lost almost all contact information for brief associations I&apos;ve had with people there. So, no, I probably don&apos;t still have your e-mail address, sorry! But, by all means, feel free to get in touch with me. I would love to reconnect with you, probably. All anonymous comments are screened, so don&apos;t worry! Just drop me your e-mail address and I will get back in touch.<br /><br />So this means when you suggest meeting up in Portland or Crater Lake or Seattle or Eugene or Klamath Falls or whatever, I&apos;m pretty sure I can&apos;t make it. I live on the east coast, near 3,000 miles away. It&apos;s not that I don&apos;t want to, but the logistics are a bit tricky.<br /><br />This has been a public service announcement. Thank you, and have a good day.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:52:06 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Someday I hope to develop crippling alcoholism.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:25:47 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Sometimes, I get the feeling that I&apos;m an Untouchable.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:03:15 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>chuggida chuggida</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I wonder if you can stretch shoes one full size bigger?<br /><br />HALP ME OBI WAN LIVEJOURNALEY. YOU&apos;RE MY ONLY HOPE.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:20:16 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>oh uh did I act like a fool?</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[So um there was this thing Sunday night that I attended, and it involved some really neat local people and RockBand and RockBand II and some badly-mixed cran/vodka drinks. Badly mixed on my part, but delicious nonetheless. Also some dude was there who was all "yay I&apos;m an American now", and it may or may not have been <span class="&apos;ljuser&apos;" style="&apos;white-space:"><a href="&apos;http://destroyerzooey.livejournal.com/profile&apos;"><img src="&apos;http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos;" alt="&apos;[info]&apos;" width="&apos;17&apos;" height="&apos;17&apos;" style="&apos;vertical-align:" /></a><a href="&apos;http://destroyerzooey.livejournal.com/&apos;"><b>destroyerzooey</b></a></span>, and someone who may or may not have been <span class="&apos;ljuser&apos;" style="&apos;white-space:"><a href="&apos;http://hopelarson.livejournal.com/profile&apos;"><img src="&apos;http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos;" alt="&apos;[info]&apos;" width="&apos;17&apos;" height="&apos;17&apos;" style="&apos;vertical-align:" /></a><a href="&apos;http://hopelarson.livejournal.com/&apos;"><b>hopelarson</b></a></span> made an amazingly delicious sweet potato cake with orange cream cheese layering with chocolate frosting. Also there was this hair-cutter person there who may or may not be the third best hair stylist in all of North Carolina there. And she could sing. Also some other really neat people who I hope to bump into around town again.<br /><br />God yeah I am seriously hoping I didn&apos;t drink too much last night when singing along with Rock Band. I sang real loud, and ruined Blondie&apos;s "One Way Or Another", at least that much I know.<br /><br />But. Cake! Booze! RockBand! Neat people!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 04:42:04 -0700</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[I WANT CUPCAKES!<br /><br />But I can&apos;t eat until after Halloween. Hahahaha!<br /><br />oh god.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:24:48 -0700</pubDate>
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