a1cshowoff

29 years old

Chicago

Male

About

hmm. All about me. I build motorcycles and anything else I can with my hands. Seriously gents, if you cant fix things, just slit your wrists.
I travel a whole lot, and love road trips. I have been popping all around the states the last few months visiting friends. I think Texas is next, I can't stand this Chicago winter. Austin or Dallas.
But anyway, me.... Chicagoan, drinks tequila straight without a chaser, gets into fights too often, worldwide traveler, trying to get into grad school, science geek, microbio tinkerer, former military, former fed, former conformer.

OH! I learned this one from myspace... if youre here to try and hook up, don't bother. If I don't really know you, you can't have me.

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Mar 18, 2007

The Decline of Celebrities

I've been sitting on this thought for a while now, trying to stop myself from keeping up to date on whoever's got the closer shave, between Kevin Federline and Britney Spears...

...or which teen icon's doing the most drugs and dating the hottest producers …

It must be getting popular...

... Because out of nowhere the 'friend whores' have popped out of the woodwork. Remember, when you buddy up these randoms, you are only encouraging them. So when this place becomes another myspace filled with boner pills, naked movie stars, and Nigerian princes …

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Mar 6, 2007

narc

Okay, this is starting to piss me off. Not alot, but enough that I gotta start asking around. It's bad enough that most people think I'm gay cause I dress well but this one is way out there. What about me says 'cop'? It's certainly not the haircut. I thought maybe …

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Brody, Apr 15, 2007:

Ello Benzo. I was enjoying some lasanga for breakfast and I was wondering when you starting your new gig and how things are going. Also i wanted to also tell you that I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.