Mattd

25 years old

Jupiter, FL

Male

About

Oh god I'm terrible at these things. I always feel like I'm on stage and the entire internet is watching, and their all just staring at me, and everything is really silent and the stage lights are really bright, and I have to squint to make out the internet crowd, and now the crowd just started like yelling out things like "C-mon Hurry Up" and "Yeah, Hurry Up" and then you hear the coughing, then - this is where is all breaks down - someone starts booing and then everyone boo's and tomato's and lettuce (not like a leaf of lettuce but like the whole ball of lettuce, or maybe it was cabbage. I think it could of been cabbage) but it comes flying out at you and then peope start pointing those laser pens, and unfortunately one guy brought his cat, and it saw the laser pen dot on me, so the cat goes like insane and starts jumping over all these people, cause the cat was in the back, and it gets to the front, where I am, on stage still, trying to explain myself to everyone, and the cat starts like mauling me cause the laser thing are still on me so now I'm a total wreck and my clothes are shredded and I can feel some swelling around my left eye, but my teeth were fine because i was wearing a mouth guard, which is probably why I had such a hard time talking in the first place. I'm wearing a mouth guard now actually.