Uploaded on Sep 25, 2009
a faulty chromosome - incubate'r
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Instructions on how to gently help a chicken out of their shell.
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Oh, please slimy slippery dick dig yourself out from the sand,
Sorry I harass you, you wrasse, I ask so I might understand
See, I've seen you when you wake up, fresh-faced,
unmasked of caked-up, make-up (oh, it makes you seem superfluously slick)
But secret self-abhorrence doesn't warrant my sequin-studded torrents of sick sick sick
i know, i know my... objurgatory snoring sinches up the noose tighter
but you're badly burning bridges bumbling but's like Bridget's britches
wasting delicious wishes like food from bus-boy'd dishes
AND SO THE INCUBATOR'S ON. (im just trying to help)
How's about we say fooey to phony funk? Like a sunken frump perfunctorily performing fun.
sadly shrunk, thunk like you were the only one
whose flip-flop'd toe had been stubbed on an uneven sidewalk before.
Parents paid for a perfectly new set of teeth, now they're all straight and bleached,
but junior high braces get totally wasted on your debased face
(plus, if you laugh, you always cover your mouth anyway).
Oh, mizz paglia would not be proud. and you're playing ms. pac-man to drown out your doubt
see, my arch nemesis feminine ephemeral joy,
has rankled me with reoccuring nightmares ever since I was a boy
Yes, i have never been a girl, though I was raised by quite a few with the exact same shame I see oozing out of you from a life subjected to pseudo-empowering pandering
to sell you more lanolin and encourge your meandering
but my.. brazen ablation coaxes clenching up your grip tighter
Guess I can only set the table. so i'll phrase it all as fables
oh, this feyness isn't fatal you'll just eat when you are able
SO THE INCUBATOR'S OFF.(i was just trying to help)
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