Alana
27 years old
Maine
Female
About
Narchitects design houses in their sleep.
Farmermaids plough underwater fields with their tails.
Surgeontologists use scalpels to examine the nature of Being.
Repopes possess souls and bless automobiles.
Scultorpors create three-dimensional works of art while nearly comatose.
Stratagemologists affect the outcome of wars by the cutting of stones.
Prostitutors give private lessons to students aspiring to a degree in copulation.
Derangers are paid to go berserk in national parks.
Pachydermatologists examine hides and offer cosmetic tips to elephants, rhinos, and the like.
Robotanists are automatedmachines that study plants.
Footballerinas bash heads and tackle one another in exquisitely choreographed, fiercely competitive dances on stadium astroturf.
Accidentists remove your teeth by mistake.
Lexiconjurors tap their wands and pull the words right out of my mouth.
Nuevocations by Steve Venright
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Feb 14, 2009
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Feb 14, 2009
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- Flickr: Lesbians Standing In Front of U-Haul Trucks
- Fireland, USA - Feb 13, 2009
short and to the point: podcast over forever
Feb 12, 2009
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Movies
Bresson, Godard, Hitchcock, westerns, spaghetti westerns, new wave, art, avant garde, scifi, dark comedy, documentaries, classics, Tati, josephine baker
Music
Zendik Orgaztra, Tarkus, 20th/21st century classical, new/contemporary classical, avant garde, experimental sound, noise, funk, soul, motown, psych rock, prog rock, 60s french pop, euro pop, new wave, no wave, idm, world, folk, 60s singer songwriters, 70s singer songwriters, post-folk, freak-folk, dub, older country, roots, stoner, space, minimal, bossa nova. samba, Arvo Part, Lafayette Afro Rock Band, Thai Elephant Orchestra, Caetano Veloso, Regina, Ssion, Curtis Mayfield, Joanna Newsom, Morton Feldman, Kayo Dot, Nina Simone, Chris Garneau, Laurie Anderson, Xiu Xiu, King Crimson, the Pointer Sisters
Television
Discovery Science, Discovery Health, IFC, Boom, Sundance, any tv show involving other inverts
Books
The Broken Record Technique, classics, absurdism, experimental fiction, magical realism, The Secret Life of Plants, YA, djuna barnes, shulamith firestone, stanislaw lem, the big book of lesbian horse stories, the death and life of great american cities, pale fire, the rings of saturn, sophie calle, the drama of the leisure class, eco, calvino, murakami, milosz, olesha, borges, art books
Activities
laughing, eating hair, removal learning, observing movement, reading the internet, cello swimming, having ideas about origami, world of warcraft
Lesser-Known Animals
wobbegong, pudu, narwhal, silky anteater, pangolin, okapi, aye-aye, emperor tamarin, bilby or bandicoot, binturong, loris, zorilla, quoll, fennec fox, jerboa, hotentot golden mole, uakari
Shon Fury, May 3, 2009:
I am a producer of various styles of music. I'm looking to network. Check me out !
a n g e, May 17, 2007:
Alana said:
this summer will you come wear canvas shoes with me. we will eat blueberries off a bush like a rabbit's idea of a dinosaur
posted Feb 23
i still want to do all of this and much more. maybe i should push my trip back to when the dust settles and melts into the ice cream on the sidewalk. maybe wehen later on when everything can be washed off with a cool shower and the moquits find no qualm in terrorizing our flesh. a battle we can fight together.