alex eyeball
31 years old
kearny new jersey/salisbury mills new york
Male
About
There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. The... the other important joke, for me, is one that's usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but, I think it appears originally in Freud's "Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious," and it goes like this - I'm paraphrasing - um, "I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." That's the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women.
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Jan 8, 2007
20 days...
it's been 20 days since i've been able to walk like a normal person. i'm losing my mind. if this lasts much longer i'm going to cut the right side of my body off. at least i have a retardedly huge tv to keep me company.
melissajune, Jul 3, 2007:
hii.
Kris Ross, Feb 28, 2007:
Thanks Alex
Lisa, Feb 26, 2007:
how did I suddenly become older than you?
Robbot, Feb 26, 2007:
dude! what happened to your face? looks tough. keep it!
unicornsex, Feb 22, 2007:
The following wednesday I posted up at the corner store, where I knew he came every wednesday at 4:35 p.m. My friend Chuck was with me, it was our untold destiny to find out the real story on "White Eye Smith". The time was 4:17, so we had a little time to discuss matters. But Before we knew it, time had flown and the time had come. We saw him limping in the distance, my stomach sank deeper and deeper which each struggling step he took closer to me. Chuck elbowed me in my ribs and I gave him a quick glance. We hadn't prepared ourselves. He walked in the door, where chuck and I were drinking our Jones Soda. He wobbled closer and closer, he was coming right towards us. He stared us both in the eyes as he walked past our table. I'm scared to tell chuck that I needed a change of underwear...
unicornsex, Feb 21, 2007:
None of us never really knew WHY he limped so bad, but we had our ideas. Little Jimmy Taylor from down the street told me that his dad told him that he set his house on fire, killing his entire family, and broke his leg in 23 places while running away from the fire. There were a lot of stories really, none of us just knew which one to believe. One thing I did know, though, is the way he looked at me haunts me in my sleep. Those eyes, so empty, yet so full of hatred. DOT DOT DOT
unicornsex, Feb 21, 2007:
Hahaha Noooo silly, i didnt missplace them :P u can come over with ur flash light and we can tell ghost stories tho!
unicornsex, Feb 21, 2007:
welllll i recently lost my roomie so i got the place all too myseeellfff and i dont like it much haha
so im watching cartoons.
Save me.
unicornsex, Feb 21, 2007:
im bored, whats going on with u
$erota, Feb 16, 2007:
you are fucking amazing. people reading this - this man is fucking amazing.