This is a critical period in human history and we should make it as colorful as possible. If there is a future that includes history books, it should be printed entirely in expensive spot colors just because of people like us.
If the future of books and prosperity eludes us, make your nightly forages into the abandoned cities as exciting as possible by walking right down the middle of the cracked, burning street in a bright yellow shirt. The shadows will be so crowded with sissies that you don't want to be there anyway. Invite the sorts of challenges enjoyed by rhinos and hippos and matadors.
This is the right time for any man, woman, child to dig both claws into the swollen cadaver of soft modern society and enjoy the slightly sweet flavor of its slightly spoiled meat.
Aloha Victory Luxury Sundries and Sympathy.




Sep 21, 2007

I am so tired of looking at these shirts. Do you know how hard it is living with majillions of shirts? They talk all the time and come and go as they please. They watch all the worst television and never fill your gas tank after a night out.
You know what? To …