I am so tired of looking at these shirts. Do you know how hard it is living with majillions of shirts? They talk all the time and come and go as they please. They watch all the worst television and never fill your gas tank after a night out.

You know what? To hell with these shirts. You take them. I want you to take them and maybe you can do something with them. They used to be like, I don't know, 70 bucks apiece or something but I am going to give them to you at just above cost because I like you. I like you a lot and I think you can make honest shirts out of them. Straighten them out, you know? They just need a stable environment. I mean I have tried everything.

Anyway I got some new ideas and these shirts are just crowding me, you know? So just hook me up with, like, 9 bucks or so and we'll call it a deal. No I don't need to shake on it. Man I don't like touching people, you know that. Yeah I gotta go.

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