The Clocks of Hand Industries

Photos I took a while back of the numerous analog clocks around Hand Industries.

Weekend Update

An Email from Benson

Cousin,

Here's what I came up with.

SUNDAY JULY 6:
DRIVE TOWARDS BOSTON

MONDAY JULY 7:
ARRIVE IN BOSTON

First Post

Hello.

RANT.

It's probably not the wisest move to start a blog with a rant about one's latest experience with corporate America, but honestly, this is one of the most insane occurrences with American
culture that I've had in some time.

Recently I've built myself a pneumatic rifle that …

Master Cleanse Day 1

Erin and I started the Master Cleanse last night.

The Master Cleanse is a detox diet (see, "fast"). First thing in the morning, I drink a 32 oz salt water flush, which tastes like I am drinking straight from the Dead Sea itself. Two hours after the SWF, I drink a glass …

Master Cleanse: Day 1

Gotta say, the lemonade is fifty times better than the shit-tea or the brackish water. This is my second one today.

Urgent eliminations happened this afternoon around 2pm. Nothing to speak of, soupy and wet.

Expect a video from Erin and I tonight. Most likely eating a …

Reasons Why I am Armed with Food

At 9:15 last night, Erin showed up at my door, with 2 whopper juniors, 2 small fries, 2 coke slushies, and this list of 34 (actually 33) reasons why we should quit the master cleanse. I mean, who am I to turn down a whopper junior?

Reasons Why I am Armed with Food - a …

Royal Typewriter

Snow is falling.

Last night the snow was falling,
much like rain, instead of snow.
I'm ready for spring, but I think most people say that in the winter.
Then in the spring, we are ready for summer.
In the summer, fall; in the fall, winter.
Always wanting what we don't have.
Wishing everything …

Dreams

Last night I had 3 weird dreams.

First. Benson and I were talking
to one of my old friends,
who had taken my glasses.
We were driving the v-dub.
And saw some menace stealing cars in front of us.
I said "he knows this is the fastest car,
everyone else drives an SUV."
So we …

White Boy

Why can't a white boy
listen to rap,
trick out his car,
wear dunks,
or be fresh?

I like my beats;
my bump in the trunk.
I like shooter movies.
and just being cool.
White people...
don't get it sometimes.

"I'm going to tell you right now,
white people are crazy."
-Raineesha Williams / Reno 911

Friendship

When you owe someone,
you don't enjoy them.
When someone owes you,
you don't enjoy them.

Weather you owe someone,
or someone owes you,
you don't enjoy them.

Debts are hard things to overcome.
Bill collectors are often despised.
Really, we just don't want to be evicted.

Untitled

I'm sitting in a bar
sipping my makers and
doctor, listening to a man
named dickie
sing a song about
how "he never
wants to see that bitch again...
...keep the bullshit to yourself."

I feel at peace hearing that song.

See ya!