DecemberDec 14 Monday Mon 09

and here…
(cobblestone street and the famous temple bar, Dublin)
(via day one)

Kinda Cool Idea of the Day: For the cost of a couple weeks worth of coffee, the wonder-mongers at Shidonni promise to turn your child’s most wild-ass drawings into one-of-a-kind plush toys.
Check out the process below:
Place your order by tomorrow to get your one-of-a-kind stuffed whatchamacallit in time for Christmas.
[via.]
very cool.
(via day one)

(via explodingdog)
I dont get this…but its rad.
(via day one)
DecemberDec 11 Friday Fri 09

(via yeeyeeyo)
haha! good point!
(via day one)
DecemberDec 10 Thursday Thu 09
Light Out: Man videotapes wife bawling her eyes out after watching Return of the Jedi.
Inb4 I cried after Episode I, but for different reasons.
[via.]
I just cried laughing…
(via day one)

Street Art of the Day: “It was simpler when I was eight,” says street artist Miss Bugs.
Also: The Saturday Morning Cartoons were much, much better.
[via.]
YAY!! I would totally vote for HE-MAN!
(via day one)
Do they still make those little suspenders for men’s socks?
Yes, you can purchase them at fine mens stores or on eBay.
(via day one)
DecemberDec 9 Wednesday Wed 09
Why is my cat similar to a doorknob?
It is quite possible that your cat was exposed to drugs in utero, or you have high levels of carbon monoxide in your house, or wait…it’s a cat…perhaps you should get a dog.
(via day one)
FUCK.
YOU.
:|
I’m sorry for upsetting you.
So, I don’t quite get it….I don’t use Tumblrshot or the new app but it seems to me that anyone that would complain about the change should just shut up and be happy that someone out there wants to code free apps…sheesh.
(via day one)
Why are you afraid to be your mother?
Who says I am?
What’s the meaning of life?
To eventually become your mother.
Why does the internet make me feel so alone?
Because you aren’t using it correctly. Read the instruction manual, it clearly states that it’s purpose is to allow constant and consistent meaningful contact with the outside world.
I love you.
Thank you.
I know where you live.
That’s not a question, its a creepy stalker statement.
(via day one)
are you an alien being from planet X?
No, but I have this headache that wont go away so I think aliens from Planet X have implanted a spore in my brain.
Why did you cut me off on the freeway today? How come you looked at me like when I said the thing about your hair? I was just trying to be nice.
Im not sure if you noticed but I was deep in thought, contemplating the mysteries of the universe while and singing along with Lady Gaga, your presence in the next lane was of no significance to me. And that look I gave you about my hair, well, sometimes I just get tired of being told how stunning it is.
whose your favorite sibling?
do you mean who is?
What were you just thinking?
sleep…i want some…
What will happen when I die?
I may or may not be sad about it, depending on if I actually know you or not.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I don’t plan on growing up.
(via day one)
BEST:
Where the Wild Things Are (no, not just because there is a movie now…because it is a good reason to jump on the bed)
Bedtime for Frances: Apparently there is some controversy about how this book promotes spanking. Get over it, it was written in the 70s and is probably one of the most delightful and realistic books about kids and bedtime.
The Velveteen Rabbit: classic. If you want to give your kids happy dreams, read them this to sleep. Or, get the audio-book which has Meryl Streep reading the text and George Winston piano in the background. It’s lovely.
The Little Prince: Everything you need to know about people/grownups/love/relationships is explained simply and beautifully in this book.
Winnie the Pooh: The classic version…not the bastardized version Disney created.
The Missing Piece Meets the Big O: Great story about independence.
Olivia Saves the Circus: I just love Olivia.
The Monster at the End of the Book: Grover, at his best!
WORST:
The Giving Tree: A good way to teach your kids about co-dependent relationships. While I love Shell Silverstein…I just really get irritated with this book.
Love you Forever: this book is downright creepy. The mom sneaks into her grown up boy’s window to rock him to sleep….??? I actually wouldn’t mind punching this author in the face, all his books are lame.
If You Give a Mouse A Cookie: This book would actually be okay if the author didn’t cash in and write about 17 other books with the same formula…making them all totally annoying…If You Give a Moose a Muffin, If You Give A Pig a Pancake, If You Give a Cat a Cupcake…I mean….really???
(via day one)