Instructions- just copy and paste in a notepad or text program and fill out the answers, then mail it back to me and I'll grade it and give you the score and then post your grades on the site!
Use a #2 graphite pencil.
You have 90 minutes.
Turn in your booklet and answer sheet at the end of the testing period.
Good luck, because we know you did not study.
1) My name is:
A- Tom Durtham
B- Tom Duran
C- Tom Durham
D- Tommy?
2) My all time favorite band is:
A- Led Zeppelin
B- Black Sabbath
C- Foghat
D- Aerosmith
3) Which condiment do I loathe?
A- Worchestershire
B- Ketchup
C- Wasabi Mustard
D- Sour Cream
4) I love the rain.
A- True
B- False
5) If I enjoy photography, what medium do I use?
A- Film Cameras
B- Digital Cameras
C- Doesn't matter, I photoshop everything anyhow.
D- Invalid question, I do not like photography.
6) My favorite restaurant is:
A- Denny's
B- Hotcake House
C- Chinese places
D- Hotlips Pizza
7) I like clothing, but where do I get my clothes?
A- I materialize them from dreamscapes.
B- I make them from fabrics and sewing.
C- The local mall or department store.
D- Thrift, vintage, and military surplus stores.
8) I am how tall?
A- 172 cm
B- 175 cm
C- 177 cm
D- 180 cm
9) My favorite color is:
A- Green
B- Orange
C- Grey
D- Brown
10) The alcoholic drink that I do not like is:
A- Rum
B- Ale
C- Wine
D- Vodka
The test is over! Send me your results and I'll get back to you!
Apr 30, 2007
The entire film in twelve parts:
MAD MAX 2
THE ROAD WARRIOR
Above all else and undeniably my favorite film- The Shawshank Redemption. After that comes the Mad Max saga, Escape from New York, PING, Lord of the Rings, Delicatessen, and how about....The Great Escape. Multitudes more I assure ye.
The most poignant band I've ever experienced was and contunues to be Black Sabbath. Really though my influences are very broad. Here's a sample, in no particular preference or admiration- Ace of Base, Aerosmith, The Slits, Rhapsody, Van Halen, the original Quiet Riot, Iron Maiden, Mohammad Rafi, Sleater-Kinney, Styx, The Beatles, Global Threat, Foghat, Golden Earring, Oi Polloi, and ummm.... lets see..... okay- and Reverend Horton Heat.
Unfortunately for America's efforts to brainwash me, I only own a television to project videogames and movies. Sorry America.
It's been far too long since I read a BOOK book..... tons of graphic novels and pictographic works. Like The Crow, Sandman, Tank Girl!, stuff by Daniel Clowes, and currently Jimmy Corrigan. Becca got me a biography of J R R Tolkien, and I will soon read that.
Videogames, graphic novels, movies, writing about post-apocalyptic characters, philosophy, and smelly smelly dogs with no homes.... yet.
It has become dead and tired. I do not feel safe there anymore, little that I did whence I began. This is cleaner and more professional.
lowercase callie, Mar 9, 2007:
WOOOOOOO!!!