John Kelly

31 years old

Kansas City, MO

Male

About

I'm John. You probably don't know it yet, but I'm going to save your life. In addition, I'm most likely better at throwing parties than anyone you know, and you're always invited!

I have been a myspace user for years, and after less than one day tooling around, I am now completely sold on virb. It's the real thing.

Say hello. Be my interfriend, and maybe we can be actual friends too. Enjoy my piddly little profile.

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Feb 6, 2009

Beer at 75mph

Sorry about that emo post the other day. I feel better now. Developments have since arisen that largely cancel the bad feelings I had, or at least distract me from them well.

I'm going to Derek's bachelor party in the Ozarks this weekend. It's going to be in the 70s on …

Just as soon as something happens that makes me feel good about myself, confident in my abilities and my personality, and shows me that there really are people out there that find me as interesting as I do when I talk to myself, It's all wiped away by the simple idle …

Return and Splutschnik

Hey, I still have a webpage! I thought I'd bring back what promises to be more or less a steady stream of content with the long-overdue return of actual pictures to the site. Splutschnik V was held yesterday, and great times were had by all, even by Angela, who smashed …