John Kelly
30 years old
Kansas City, MO
Male
About
I'm John. You probably don't know it yet, but I'm going to save your life. In addition, I'm most likely better at throwing parties than anyone you know, and you're always invited!
I have been a myspace user for years, and after less than one day tooling around, I am now completely sold on virb. It's the real thing.
Say hello. Be my interfriend, and maybe we can be actual friends too. Enjoy my piddly little profile.
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Feb 6, 2009
Beer at 75mph
Sorry about that emo post the other day. I feel better now. Developments have since arisen that largely cancel the bad feelings I had, or at least distract me from them well.
I'm going to Derek's bachelor party in the Ozarks this weekend. It's going to be in the 70s on …
Feb 2, 2009
Wish
Just as soon as something happens that makes me feel good about myself, confident in my abilities and my personality, and shows me that there really are people out there that find me as interesting as I do when I talk to myself, It's all wiped away by the simple idle …
Feb 2, 2009
Return and Splutschnik
Hey, I still have a webpage! I thought I'd bring back what promises to be more or less a steady stream of content with the long-overdue return of actual pictures to the site. Splutschnik V was held yesterday, and great times were had by all, even by Angela, who smashed …
Movies
Tao of Steve, Sneakers, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars(pre-1985), The Big Lebowski, Star Trek(I regret nothing!), Coen Brothers, Wilson Brothers and Wes Anderson, Wet Hot American Summer, Galaxy Quest, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, The Right Stuff, Fratpack, Movies with Sequels, but not necessarily the sequels themselves
Music
Pizzicato Five, Polyphonic Spree, Ben Folds, Tenacious D, Rilo Kiley, Thievery Corporation, Stereolab, Arcade Fire, Karl Denson's Tiny Universe, Galactic, Wilco, Belle and Sebastian, Death Cab for Cutie, Electric Light Orchestra, Steely Dan, Muse, New Pornographers, Jurassic 5, Stevie Wonder, The Who, DeVotchKa, Beta Band, Broken Social Scene, Franz Ferdinand, Fantastic Plastic Machine, Tower of Power, Allman Brothers Band, Shins, Minibosses, Cake, Jethro Fucking Tull
Dave, Jul 18, 2007:
OI! How's John faring these days?
Katie, Jun 14, 2007:
You knew that Chris knew me because you'd seen my MySpace before. I'm pretty sure that's a form of e-stalking. :) I am in the market for a toilet... but, my realtor is also looking for one for me. Also, the fact that I need a new toilet didn't come up at dinner... it came up when I was talking to him while waiting for the plumber to show up. So, I explained my toilet troubles and he said, "Hey! I know a guy who has an extra toilet" or something like that.
Katie, Jun 12, 2007:
So, you're pretty much e-stalking me, huh? :)
Dave, Mar 28, 2007:
A few years ago you made a comment about your decision to buy a specific mp3 player based on it's ability to play FLAC. I thought you might like this link:http://www.rockbox.org/
Dave, Mar 20, 2007:
Well played, sir! Those were good times. So when are you gonna bring yourself out to CO?!
Oh, and I got banned from IRC. LMAO
John Kelly, Mar 20, 2007:
Yes sir I do
Dave, Mar 20, 2007:
/me hugs John
Do you still have that stupid-ass pic of me in the bar?
John Kelly, Mar 15, 2007:
Next episode, Rachel! NEXT EPISODE!
Rachel Rachel Rachel, Mar 15, 2007:
IT. LOOKS LIKE A REPLACEMENT. for this I am glad.
also, let me remind you: lagunitas maximus and chimay trippel, on tap. also a wealth more that I can't even remember - BUT I LIVE WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE. uwaaa aha hahahaha.
Chris, Mar 14, 2007:
I'm has a picz.