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There was a guy who moved into my workplace a few years back for like a month or so. He was getting divorced at the time and would leave at like 5:30PM and drive around and come back when everyone was gone. Then he'd wake up at like 6:00 AM and drive around until around 8:00 AM and act like he'd just got to work. Had everything he owned in a suitcase and in the trunk of his car. We kept wondering why the shower that was never used was always wet and the mirrors were fogged up when we came into our building.

Then someone caught him fucking his new girlfriend (the reason for his divorce) on his desk on a Saturday. He had weights and shit all over the floor and a pillow and all kinds of crap just strewn about. My boss told him to go back home and he said "This is....my home."

FIRED.

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