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The Land of Land and Sea and Sky

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15 billion years ago the big bang went kaboom! That is when time and space was suddenly created and explosions set atoms flying through the universe gravity then made this matter all congeal together and then became the galaxies and all the suns and all the planets one of which is earth where the chemical reactions went bloop bloop bloop bloop blah, life was born, single cell creatures soon evolved into a huge variety of sea creatures which pulled themselves onto the land and they became the dinosaurs but they died out, mammals became widespread with their hair and boobies they became the monkies and starting using tools and walking on their hind legs and gettin really brainy and the next thing that you know there are all sorts of tribal human being who started digging holes and planting wheat as well as taming wild animals, someone invented writing, massive cities rose and fell and emperors fought wars like Alexander the Great and later Queen Victoria who came from England like my ancestors who came out to Australia they also came from France I think, I don't know all the details but eventually my parents met and had a sexual encounter and then 9 months later I was born and I grew up and met you at my local high school we became the best of friends but we never lived together and then I was browsing the internet one day like this and I came across this site called virb and it was really great, I was editing my profile, and then, i entered the personality section, and you asked me, how did we come to this?

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