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    <description><![CDATA[I am 36 years old.
I love Heather Curtis.
I sell computors and move tables and chairs around.
I want a vacation and loads of cash.
I also want to start calling science, magic.]]></description>
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      <title>New lunch plans. Mall food and then super awesome video game arcade. They...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[New lunch plans. Mall food and then super awesome video game arcade. They have everything.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[I think i have most peoples gifts in mind. Now its time to buy them. Oh wait, i havent been paid yet.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 07:06:06 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Jellsus is d'orn</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Jellsus is d&#039;orn]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 19:57:35 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>2nd job makes me so angry sometimes. Someone wanna pay off my credit card so...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[2nd job makes me so angry sometimes. Someone wanna pay off my credit card so i can quit?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:59:21 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Watching Cops with my father-in-law in the hospital.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Watching Cops with my father-in-law in the hospital.]]></description>
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      <title>11min flight.. booooring.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[11min flight.. booooring.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:54:50 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I think i want to start wearing all hip hop fashions. Yay? Or Nay?</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I think i want to start wearing all hip hop fashions. Yay? Or Nay?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:54:03 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Feel miserable.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Feel miserable.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:59:19 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Friiiiiidaaaaay! I know understand the love of this day. Me, my cubical and...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Friiiiiidaaaaay! I know understand the love of this day. Me, my cubical and the office space i occupy. (sp?)]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:46:18 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Farts are Gods way of keeping you humble. No matter how awesome you think...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Farts are Gods way of keeping you humble. No matter how awesome you think you are, at some point you will sound/smell funny.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:28:33 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan? That is AWESOME!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan? That is AWESOME!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:16:08 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Dear people who were supposed to put money in my account, thanks for...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dear people who were supposed to put money in my account, thanks for screwing me over.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:14:54 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>342</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[342]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:14:54 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>New word shift: Man Cave = Tiger Den</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[New word shift: Man Cave = Tiger Den]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:40:56 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Today is going alright. I wasnt hopefull. Hope it stays this way.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Today is going alright. I wasnt hopefull. Hope it stays this way.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:41:22 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Not feeling well.. Hope this goes away.. I want to enjoy this evening.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Not feeling well.. Hope this goes away.. I want to enjoy this evening.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:10:29 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>These calls are coming a bit easier. Im excited.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[These calls are coming a bit easier. Im excited.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:10:28 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Tiger news alert!</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Tiger news alert!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:00:53 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Dear Buger King, thanks for screwing over any chance i had at breakfast with...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dear Buger King, thanks for screwing over any chance i had at breakfast with my wife.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 05:58:16 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Violent toilet flushings make it look like i peed on the seat.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Violent toilet flushings make it look like i peed on the seat.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:28:47 -0800</pubDate>
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