i'm afraid that one day i'll be peeing in the toilet and never stop hearing the sound.
reciprocal altruism, the responsibility of fatherhood, finding a sugar momma, the funny side of ship wrecks
meeting the pulchritudinous (yes, i used that word just so you would have to look it up), reading the dictionary, accepting existential angst
paul auster, jorge luis borges, albert camus, fyodor doestoevsky, ts eliot, william faulkner, allen ginsberg, o. henry, eugene ionesco, james joyce, franz kafka, jonathan lethem, legs mcneil, flannery o'connor, manuel puig, matt ruff, david sedaris, john kennedy toole, kurt vonnegut, nathanael west, wb yeats, roger zelazny. and more! ask me about it some time.
woody allen, pt anderson, wes anderson, luis bunuel, the coen brothers, david cronenberg, vincent gallo, terry gilliam, jean-luc godard, jean-pierre jeunet, kaufman scripts, stanley kubrick, richard linklater, david lynch, mike nichols, polish brothers, gus van sant, terry zwigoff. and more! ask me about it sometime.
arcade fire, beach boys, belle and sebastian, the bicycles, the books, david bowie, built to spill, casiotone for the painfully alone, allen clapp, leonard cohen, elvis costello, deerhoof, destroyer, bob dylan, ex-models, fiery furnaces, guided by voices, richard hell, his name is alive, hold steady, the kinks, jens lekman, lightning bolt, linus of hollywood, magnetic fields, mendoza line, natural dreamers, neutral milk hotel, olivia tremor control, os mutantes, pastels, pavement, pela, iggy pop, rocketship, todd rundgren, slint, elliot smith, the smiths, softies, sonic youth, sunshine fix, television, tortoise, tullycraft, van dyke parks, velvet underground, violent femmes, tom waits, wilco, yo la tengo, neil young, the zombies. and more! ask me about it sometime.
arrested development, critic, doctor katz, home movies, kids in the hall, king of the hill, moral orel, office (uk), seinfeld, simpsons, stella, tick, tim and eric awesome show great job, upright citizens brigade, x-files. and more! ask me about it sometime. assorted red-eye miscellany (saved by the bell, TCM/AMC, cosby show, fresh prince, etc.)
sounds tough. how do you masterbate if you can't get hard when you're alone? sounds tough.
posted Mar 7
Oh that's what you meant when you posted that bulletin asking whether or not you knew 15 people.
posted Mar 2
a lost episode of clerks the animated series: Randal buys KITT from Knight Rider at a used car lot. The car becomes jealous of Randal’s relationship with Dante and attempts to kill Dante and impersonate him at the store (a reference to Single White Female). He manages to trick everyone except Dante (and likely Silent Bob) with his thin disguise.
posted Feb 27
Bryce says:
It's cool that I can flag your profile as offensive.
posted Jun 1