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      <title>Setting phasers to annihilate.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Setting phasers to annihilate.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 08:01:22 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>New programmable thermostat is installed and awesome.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[New programmable thermostat is installed and awesome.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:17:44 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The St. Petersburg Bowl Presented by Beef 'O'...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The St. Petersburg Bowl Presented by Beef &#039;O&#039; Brady&#039;s

#worstbowlnameever]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 07:41:27 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>All I want for Christmas is a restaurant with a non-Flash website.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[All I want for Christmas is a restaurant with a non-Flash website.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 06:40:13 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>That plate of tater tots put me down faster than huffing desflurane.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[That plate of tater tots put me down faster than huffing desflurane.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 12:54:51 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The 'American Pie Presents: The Book of Love' trailer + 'Laid' by James = my...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The &#039;American Pie Presents: The Book of Love&#039; trailer + &#039;Laid&#039; by James = my brane just &#039;sploded.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 12:54:50 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Five weeks since new eyeglasses were ordered. Still MIA. This is why I shop...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Five weeks since new eyeglasses were ordered. Still MIA. This is why I shop online. The brick &amp; mortar store experience is terrible.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:46:44 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Current status: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9aR2jKiFQs</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/blastcap/posts/status/6872087</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Current status: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9aR2jKiFQs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9aR2jKiFQs</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:50:39 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I need to take a bunch of vacation days. Perilously close to hitting my...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/blastcap/posts/status/6870839</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I need to take a bunch of vacation days. Perilously close to hitting my accrual limit.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:48:46 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Just introduced @rocketlass to the SNL Schweddy Balls skit. My work is done...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/blastcap/posts/status/6867255</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Just introduced <a href="http://twitter.com/rocketlass" target="_blank">@rocketlass</a> to the SNL Schweddy Balls skit. My work is done here.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:38:30 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Schwetty Balls.</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/blastcap/posts/status/6858618</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Schwetty Balls.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:22:31 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Loving how I had to drop $400 to get my flat fixed (2 tires, a new wheel,...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/blastcap/posts/status/6837319</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Loving how I had to drop $400 to get my flat fixed (2 tires, a new wheel, and labor). Coupled with work, this week can&#039;t get much shittier.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:27:57 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Another year, another bent rim.</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/blastcap/posts/status/6822022</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Another year, another bent rim.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:49:23 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>If I can get through this day without buying a pack of cigarettes, I'm in...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/blastcap/posts/status/6812535</link>
      <description><![CDATA[If I can get through this day without buying a pack of cigarettes, I&#039;m in the clear.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:08:17 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/blastcap/posts/status/6812534</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:08:17 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>MFRT @nosugrefneb: Sneak peek at Oral Roberts' eulogy:...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/blastcap/posts/status/6812533</link>
      <description><![CDATA[MFRT <a href="http://twitter.com/nosugrefneb" target="_blank">@nosugrefneb</a>: Sneak peek at Oral Roberts&#039; eulogy: &quot;Shemalalalabebolalalalalalachemlalalala.&quot; #fb]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:08:17 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>My intern hard at work. http://yfrog.com/37wq6yj</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/blastcap/posts/status/6802244</link>
      <description><![CDATA[My intern hard at work. <a href="http://yfrog.com/37wq6yj" target="_blank">http://yfrog.com/37wq6yj</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:32:46 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I took it and so should you—The Survey For People Who Make Websites, 2009:...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/blastcap/posts/status/6799596</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I took it and so should you—The Survey For People Who Make Websites, 2009: <a href="http://aneventapart.com/survey2009" target="_blank">http://aneventapart.com/survey2009</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:25:23 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>You know, because your phone NEEDS a fucking projector.</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/blastcap/posts/status/6790605</link>
      <description><![CDATA[You know, because your phone NEEDS a fucking projector.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:39:23 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The Cardinals are lucky the 49ers are only up by 17.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The Cardinals are lucky the 49ers are only up by 17.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:32:51 -0800</pubDate>
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