brianewing
New York, NY
Male
About
I'm an art/music nerd that loves to people watch as I drink coffee with
friends. Also, a closet John Hughes fan that patterned his teenage years
after the likes of Ducky and Lloyd Dobbler. Which was neatly packaged with a
soundtrack of bad metal, punk and 80's pop music. If that isn't a recipe for
disaster, I don't know what is.
Physically... I'm tall enough to ride a roller coaster on my own. I so
desperately wanted society to aid in my low self-esteem but was rejected.
After years of denial and reading fortune cookies, I have learned to live
with the fact that I'm not fat or in need of a hamburger. Like, yeah. And I've been known to be quite handsome, in a certain angle and a certain light.
Sadly, I'm employed. I know it's a bad first impression with the ladies, but
trying to hide from the truth is so exhaustive. I'd like to say that my job
consists of me with my feet on the desk screaming "Buy! Sell! Buy!" into the
phone, while sipping my exotic Starbucks coffee...but it's not. No siree
Bob. I'm one of those crazy weird hybrids you only hear about in hushed
conversations - I'm an artist. A working one. I can't believe it either.
That's where "employed" comes into play. So I guess that means I can pay my
rent on time. I wish it meant that I could tolerate people who speak
Klingon, but somehow God must have greater plans for me.
brian ewing postcard.2007.jpg, originally uploaded by brianewingdotcom.
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Sep 1, 2008
OG ART - SNEAK PEAK
Here's a sneak Peak!
o On Tuesday 9/2 I'm posting Original Art (from various posters) on my site for sale. Pricing will range from $50 thru $1000+. I rarely sell originals so there will be quite a few to choose from. Moving costs money!
If you're not on my mailing …
Aug 31, 2008
Original Art - SALE
o On Tuesday 9/2 I'm posting Original Art (from various posters) on my site for sale. Pricing will range from $400 thru $1000+. I rarely sell originals so there will be quite a few to choose from. Moving costs money!
If you're not on my mailing list...now's a good …
Aug 30, 2008
Another 48 hours
IMG_4358
Originally uploaded by brianewingdotcom.
ALL orders have shipped. About 80 of them. Whew!
These are just the domestic. The International orders had to be dropped off at the post office.
Thanks to EVERYONE that placed an order! I hope you enjoy the extras that …
Movies
Film Noir, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Any film by Guillermo Del Toro, Confessions Of An Opium Eater, anything Welles, Shaun Of The Dead, anything Frankenheimer, Vampire flicks, Delicatessen, The City of Lost Children, Amélie
Interests
Elvis music/ movies (especially the bad stuff), toy coffins, dust collectors, talking shit on people, collecting Frankenstein crap, midget sightings, mumbling, Luck Cats, black hair dye, the train from Milwaukee to Chicago, walking in LA, the train from Los Angeles to San Diego, double cappuccinos, the train from New Jersey to New York, Wilde, creepers, pet monkeys, comfort food, David Lynch flicks, Mexican food (the good stuff), broccoli, cursing, scrambled eggs, being a shut-in, Prague, Leonard Cohen, mouth breathers, knuckle draggers, eye ballers, day walkers, moon stalkers, packaging -like wine bottle labels or Japanese candy, Vincent Price, Nick Cave, fifty cent words, five dollar tours, nudge nudging n wink winking, eating and drinking for fun, Polish jokes, skipping lines at Disneyland, shaking hands with the president, being anywhere but here, searching for beer at Disneyland, a touch of evil here and there, snoring, Pushead, the secession movement, rooftops, bookstores, Amoeba, checking out bands... and for some reason I am compelled to see any movie with Johnny Depp in it. Don't ask. Oh yeah... nerdy girls with (tumor-like) encyclopedic brains that wear cute underwear ...........................................................