Brijan

31 years old

Long Beach, CA

Male

About

I'm Brijan. I am like chocolate in your pocket. It melts and then it looks like you pooped your pants and people laugh at you but it feels so good and smells even better! I have no cats or dogs to speak of nor do I want them. I drive a datsun. It's brown and rusty. I love sunny days and sugar. I do drink beer but I actually prefer wine and/or girly drinks. Red wine not white. Steak and potatoes over a light salad and water. I play guitars and sing. I love girls with class and that have a touch of natural beauty. Are there any Audrey Hepburn's left in the world? I love music. I love it.

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Sep 4, 2008

Why old people suck.

They are old thus they are stinky
They drive uncomfortably slow hence you wish they would just die already
They never stop looking droopy and ugly therefore you can't look at them
They wear diapers ... diapers are for babies
Their shaky hands can't put food in their mouths …

Today's Sammie: Baby Doo or Gwak... you decide.

upon opening my Quizno's sandwich wrapper green goo burst out the seams and plopped itself squarely on my desk leaving me to ponder ... "did I order a shit sandwich?"

Me: Engaged

November 1st is the big day! If you don't get invited to the wedding don't be offended ... only the people we like are being invited. Anyway ... check out some of the pics at opiefoto.com