Why old people suck.

They are old thus they are stinky
They drive uncomfortably slow hence you wish they would just die already
They never stop looking droopy and ugly therefore you can't look at them
They wear diapers ... diapers are for babies
Their shaky hands can't put food in their mouths …

Today's Sammie: Baby Doo or Gwak... you decide.

upon opening my Quizno's sandwich wrapper green goo burst out the seams and plopped itself squarely on my desk leaving me to ponder ... "did I order a shit sandwich?"

Me: Engaged

November 1st is the big day! If you don't get invited to the wedding don't be offended ... only the people we like are being invited. Anyway ... check out some of the pics at opiefoto.com

Fish or Cod?

Matt & Chelsea Adams Engagements

Some close friends of mine Matt Adams and Chelsea Reimann are to be wed on September 16 of 2008 and they asked me to take some engagement photos. We decided to do a tea party themed shoot as their wedding will be themed similarly. Check out a few of the photos below.

Signed & Numbered

Gig Posters dot com be DAMNED! Salt Lake now has a FAR better option than wasting away in your undies scouring the super information highway for concert posters. Signed & Numbered is a new gallery in the East Broadway District featuring Limited Edition concert posters, …

turnstyle blues

So I've started a new project. It's all about Fashion, Art and Music here in SLC. I hope that it will be a fun project. Give it a look see and let me know if you think it is total crap or not! ha!

Elbow @ The Depot

It's no secret that I love Elbow. Their 2008 album "The Seldom Seen Kid" is nothing short of incredible. The more I listen to it the more I am blown away by it. Then I saw them play live last night and ... all I can say is they are even better live! Here are a few …

Feliz Cumplea

So the whole family went to Mexico for a holiday. We celebrated quite a few occasions on this trip. First off was my birthday on the 25th. We beat Barney the pi

Day Glo!?

So I can't help but love these kicks. SO funky fresh I could lick them. The best part about these mad-dogs is they make the ground around them light up with day glow orange... I could kiss the ground. Go ahead laugh if you want but when I strut down the street in these …

The Most Amazing Fotolog Ever!

Ok not really but... it's on it's way and I am just finishing up the final details. I will be posting a link soon to my new photo site that will actually just be a blog with loads of photos and .... maybe some other goodies like maybe I'll give away free prints and …

Face Eater!

I have been getting amped up to start doing tees again because Danny C just started his own new line with some pals of his called Face Eater. Danny says it's heavily influenced by 80's Hip Hop. The kid gave me a sneaky on one of the tee designs and let me tell you....

A Terrible and Tumultuous Adventure of the Brothers Powell formally titled "Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner"

Warning: If you are an animal lover ... PLEASE don't read this. You'll hate me.


How many times has your mom ever told you to kill something? My mom has ... once ... I was ten.

Every spring my mom's daisies pop up out of the soil in her yard. These daises have a …

Poopcicles... tee design on threadless!

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Fart Lips

Lately Kelli and I can't help but make fart noises with our mouths... I do it to cover up the actual farts I am letting loose at the moment. I am sure Kelli is just making the noises to have fun... at least I think she is.

I Love Reading

I have found, not surprisingly, that MANY of you don't know that I love to read. I am actually quite an avid reader to be matter-of-fact. I read every day for at least thirty minutes however more often than not it's closer to two hours.

As I read more and more I find …

Poopcicles... tee design

Two turds, one upset stomach.

Robot Eat Your Ugly Head-Face tee Design

So I think I just might make a t-shirt out of this.... what do you think?

I Hate Robots - part II

So I think I will make prints out of these and sell them on my web site Robothate Collective. Anyhow... hope you like it.

I Hate Robots - part I

Just a little illustration I have been working on. It's something totally new for me so I figured I would put it up.