They are old thus they are stinky
They drive uncomfortably slow hence you wish they would just die already
They never stop looking droopy and ugly therefore you can't look at them
They wear diapers ... diapers are for babies
Their shaky hands can't put food in their mouths but if and/or when they finally do it just comes back out all chewed up
They are grumpy and mean henceforth you feel grumpy and mean
Did I mention the diapers?
They are too old to work consequently they are saps on our society

No one likes them...

He's pooping in his diaper.