Bronwyn
If you're not already at my house, please come over and eat the three racks of ribs and whole chicken on the table. #americafootballmeat
FebruaryFeb 7 Sunday Sun 10
If you're not already at my house, please come over and eat the three racks of ribs and whole chicken on the table. #americafootballmeat
FebruaryFeb 5 Friday Fri 10
Decompressing — at Phoenix Hotel http://gowal.la/s/3nYH
Fuck oui — at Chez Papa Bistrot http://gowal.la/s/9Z1
FebruaryFeb 4 Thursday Thu 10
So, I just tried to buy "Wolf Hall" on Amazon and because of the whole Macmillan-Kindle feud, I can't. Unbelievable.
FebruaryFeb 2 Tuesday Tue 10
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Wow! These wheat-free, gluten-free, all-organic crackers taste...wheatless, glutenless, and organic.
JanuaryJan 29 Friday Fri 10
Friend Nation (after explaining that @twatson might be allergic to hoppy beer): "I guess you'd just have to kill yourself..."
This martini olive has cheese in it! — at Los Altos Grill http://gowal.la/s/kce
JanuaryJan 27 Wednesday Wed 10
Enjoying my revolutionary shuttle ride through state-of-the-art grazing pastures featuring the world's most innovative cows.
JanuaryJan 26 Tuesday Tue 10
When I wear boots under rolled-up jeans, I feel like I'm wearing half a Starfleet uniform.
JanuaryJan 24 Sunday Sun 10
Drew Brees is three inches taller than me. Brett Favre is three years older than me. I'm so conflicted...
JanuaryJan 23 Saturday Sat 10
Watching the last Conan on Hulu. Did anyone else think Neil Young looked kinda like an unmasked Anakin Skywalker on a Hawaiian vacation?
Hairs — at Mes Amis http://gowal.la/s/whF
Baked eggs and a Bloody Mary with T. — at Serpentine http://gowal.la/s/88x
JanuaryJan 22 Friday Fri 10
Lonsdale, bitches — at @BerettaSF http://gowal.la/s/6Ft
JanuaryJan 19 Tuesday Tue 10
It matters not how strait the gate/How charged with punishments the scroll/I am the master of my fate/Except for that empty TP roll.
Today at Caffe Macs: Primanti Bros. Almost Famous Sandwich with hot pastrami, tomatoes, vinegar, coleslaw, and French fries on white bread.
JanuaryJan 18 Monday Mon 10
Looking at my dog and thinking of my boyfriend, I wonder: Is there such a thing as "conditional love?" Then I remember I have a cat.
"Yo soy El Niño! For those of you who don't habla Español, El Niño is Spanish for... The Niño." http://yfrog.com/1di9jvj
JanuaryJan 16 Saturday Sat 10
Waitin' for a table — at Picán http://gowal.la/s/9Z9
About
Bronwyn Jones is a senior writer for Apple.com. She enjoys writing web copy, eating tomatoes, and talking about herself in the third person. Bronwyn lives in San Francisco with a boy, a cat, and a dog.
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Movies
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Music
Radiohead, Pulp, Morrissey, The Kinks, XTC, Thom Yorke, Scott Walker, The Trash Can Sinatras, The Stone Roses, Stars, Spearmint, The Smiths, Rogue Wave, Richard Hawley, Edwyn Collins, Camera Obscura, David Bowie, Blur, Belle and Sebastian, The Beatles, The Bees, Aztec Camera, Roddy Frame, Gene, Elbow, Doves, The Divine Comedy, The Decemberists, Death Cab for Cutie, The Arcade Fire, Cold War Kids, Mew, The A Sides, Midlake, Peter Bjorn & John, Honeycut, Fujiya & Miyagi, The Early Years, Explosions in the Sky, Jeremy Enigk
Television
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, 30 Rock, Twin Peaks, Spaced, The Office (UK), Monday Night Football, Gilmore Girls, Flight of the Conchords
Books
Among the Thugs, The Young Apprentice, Sandman, Possession, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Lucky Jim, The Lord of the Rings, Killing Yourself to Live, The Hobbit, The Green Knight, The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass, From Hell, Frankenstein, Atonement, Uncanny X-Men: Dark Phoenix Saga, The Prelude, Jane Eyre, Hamlet, Richard II, Richard III, American Gods, How to Be Good, Old School, Watchmen, The Devil in the White City