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    <description><![CDATA[Bronwyn Jones is a senior writer for Apple.com. She enjoys writing web copy, eating tomatoes, and talking about herself in the third person. Bronwyn lives in San Francisco with a boy, a cat, and a dog.]]></description>
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      <title>Fists Fly After Post Editor Tells Writer, “It’s the Second Worst Story I Have Seen in Style in 43 Years”</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/links/6069206</link>
      <description><![CDATA[My favorite bit is from the comments: "The classic definition of political correctness, the condition which runs The Post, is the heartfelt belief that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:02:37 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>How many times have you asked someone if you had trout in your hair? Just...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/6042332</link>
      <description><![CDATA[How many times have you asked someone if you had trout in your hair? Just once for me. So far.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:37:21 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Next up: Wrath of Khan and Kasa Indian delivery. Best. Saturday. Night. Ever.</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/6008280</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Next up: Wrath of Khan and Kasa Indian delivery. Best. Saturday. Night. Ever.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:58:25 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Oh sure. I could go out. Or I could stay in and watch Star Trek: The Motion...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/6006957</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Oh sure. I could go out. Or I could stay in and watch Star Trek: The Motion Picture in HD. The Enterprise is so shiny!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:06:52 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>It's fun to watch Gowalla try and keep up with you on BART.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[It&#039;s fun to watch Gowalla try and keep up with you on BART.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:10:37 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I'm at Shotwell's in San Francisco, CA http://gowal.la/s/6aK</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/5972317</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I&#039;m at Shotwell&#039;s in San Francisco, CA <a href="http://gowal.la/s/6aK" target="_blank">http://gowal.la/s/6aK</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:31:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Brainstormin' with T-Dub — at Universal Cafe http://gowal.la/s/9jw</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/5970675</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Brainstormin&#039; with T-Dub — at Universal Cafe <a href="http://gowal.la/s/9jw" target="_blank">http://gowal.la/s/9jw</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:40:29 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I just drank some coffee! Yay, coffee! I feel all funny and NOT TIRED AT ALL!</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/5968029</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I just drank some coffee! Yay, coffee! I feel all funny and NOT TIRED AT ALL!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:55:18 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I call bullshit on the Trick-or-Treater dressed as Luke Skywalker who didn't...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/5859466</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I call bullshit on the Trick-or-Treater dressed as Luke Skywalker who didn&#039;t know his call sign was Red 5.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:37:05 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Guy with bike on top of car on Critical Mass night: You, sir, are irony...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/5843762</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Guy with bike on top of car on Critical Mass night: You, sir, are irony personified.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:57:42 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Sausagin' — at Schmidt's http://gowal.la/s/6aJ</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/5843761</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Sausagin&#039; — at Schmidt&#039;s <a href="http://gowal.la/s/6aJ" target="_blank">http://gowal.la/s/6aJ</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:57:41 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Ice cream, for me, is like American foreign policy. Self-indulgently...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/5839300</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Ice cream, for me, is like American foreign policy. Self-indulgently advantageous in the short term, ruinous in the long term.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:20:54 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>"Beans and grapes what jokes and japes I'll play..."</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/5816193</link>
      <description><![CDATA[&quot;Beans and grapes what jokes and japes I&#039;ll play...&quot;]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:53:12 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>This missing carry-on is to my mother what El Dorado was to Ponce de León....</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/5732728</link>
      <description><![CDATA[This missing carry-on is to my mother what El Dorado was to Ponce de León. (Or his brother or whatever.)]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:10:41 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I'm at Kilowatt http://gowal.la/s/8no</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/5723883</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I&#039;m at Kilowatt <a href="http://gowal.la/s/8no" target="_blank">http://gowal.la/s/8no</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:06:17 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Mom tells me my ex-stepfather's grandfather shot himself after some Midwest...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/5699806</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Mom tells me my ex-stepfather&#039;s grandfather shot himself after some Midwest folk were crushed under his circus tent. True story. Probably.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:45:04 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Listening to Egyptian afterlife metal — at de Young Museum...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/5697305</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Listening to Egyptian afterlife metal — at de Young Museum <a href="http://gowal.la/s/3RV" target="_blank">http://gowal.la/s/3RV</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:01:52 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Tea with mom — at Lovejoy's Tea Room http://gowal.la/s/ap6</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/5692047</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Tea with mom — at Lovejoy&#039;s Tea Room <a href="http://gowal.la/s/ap6" target="_blank">http://gowal.la/s/ap6</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:21:08 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Waiting at Gate 77B to escort my mom off the wrong flight (you can do that,...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/5671505</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Waiting at Gate 77B to escort my mom off the wrong flight (you can do that, FYI — at San Fransisco International (SFO) <a href="http://gowal.la/s/idg" target="_blank">http://gowal.la/s/idg</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:19:49 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I'm gonna knock over the Ghiradelli stand. Soooo huuuungry...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/bronwyn/posts/status/5671504</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I&#039;m gonna knock over the Ghiradelli stand. Soooo huuuungry...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:19:49 -0700</pubDate>
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