Hi. Thanks for stopping by today. It is raining furiously here in Michigan at the mo'. I'm sitting here in me bedroom with the porch door open and all sorts of rain and darkness and electricity are attacking the senses of most of the metro-Detroit area. I figured now would be a good time to update you on all the happenings.

First, our first national US tour starts in exactly 24 days. We'll be starting our tour in lovely Ypsilanti at The Elbow Room on June 8th with a bunch of bands on our record label (Chris Bathgate, The Dead Bodies and I Am A Bolt Of LIghtning) as well as a great band called Elm from Arm, whom you should come see. There will be free beer while it lasts. It shall be our very last Michigan show until the end of July. From there we shall be traveling slowly Westward for all of June and then spending July to the East.

Second, our split EP with Page France has been put on hiatus for the time being. A great and powerful warlock kidnapped our master copies and has thrown them through the Abyssal Door and, last we heard, are floating somewhere along the rim of Saturn. But fear not, on our tour we shall (hopefully) have a cassette EP available with six songs. Side A will be three brand new tracks never before released and Side B will be three of our favorite live tracks from the last year or so.

Third, we are well underway on our next LP and have about 12 brand new songs such as Brick Beetle Blues, Crimson Cookies and The Future Farm Is Now The Home Of The Cat's Crow (No Sense In Sleeping).

Stay tuned for further developments and announcements. Thanks for reading and for listening, as always.

Yours everlastingly,
Steven of Canada