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    <description><![CDATA[I enjoy watching reruns of Growing Pains, smelling the tip of the Sharpie a little longer than needed, taking 1... 2... okay 3 hour naps, Taco Bell runs at 2AM, procrastinating, text messaging like a fiend yet never answering the phone, the occasional spoonful of peanut butter, doing somersaults on hotel beds, driving barefoot, smiling at babies, laughing at old people, grabbing handfuls of complimentary dinner mints, saying things backwards (Ecadnac- that's me), and bragging about the wonders of the Apple computer versus PC. Jesus is my homeboy. ]]></description>
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      <title>Take Me or Leave Me</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p>My online submission for the Rent contest! Vote for Candace Neal at <a href="http://www.siteforrent.com/onlineaudition/votes.html." target="_blank">http://www.siteforrent.com/onlineaudition/votes.html.</a></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:13:06 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Funsies</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2007 16:43:19 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Lake Dillon</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://virb.com/cannedace/photos/1269899"><img src="http://g.virbcdn.com/i/resize_575x575/Image-100138-480206-P6170019.jpg" /></a><p>Where I&#039;ll be spending my summer. :)</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2007 16:41:46 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>in my apt</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 23:30:45 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>fbook11</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/cannedace/photos/1266583</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://virb.com/cannedace/photos/1266583"><img src="http://g.virbcdn.com/i/resize_575x575/Image-100138-471603-fbook11.jpg" /></a><p>Hair crimping. My favorite pastime.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 02:41:09 -0700</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://virb.com/cannedace/photos/1266580"><img src="http://g.virbcdn.com/i/resize_575x575/Image-100138-471594-n78700086_30133385_7706.jpg" /></a><p>The seester and me.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 02:39:22 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Mimi Siku</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://virb.com/cannedace/photos/1263850"><img src="http://g.virbcdn.com/i/resize_575x575/Image-100138-465223-Photo71.jpg" /></a><p>Mimi Siku. One of our SIX cats. Roughly translated, Mimi Siku means &quot;cat piss.&quot; And yes. we stole this from Jungle 2 Jungle.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 15:40:12 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>On Men. But, Not Sexually.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Dear World,

I swear all men are the same.

This time, I truly thought nice guys existed. But, at the end of the day, I know that if I wasn't putting out just a tad, he probably wouldn't care all that much. 

So, to the nice guys. Drop me a line. I want to know you. I've never seen your kind.

Love,
Someone Who Actually Isn't a Man-Hater So Much as Just A Little Heartbroken]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:54:38 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Vote For Me!</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:16:53 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Take This or Leave This</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/cannedace/posts/text/229235</link>
      <description><![CDATA[So, I've entered a RENT competition and I would dig it if you voted for me! The top three receive a trip to New York, two tickets to the show, and a private audition with the casting director.

I would appreciate it to the ONE HUNDRETH POWER if ou voted for me! So follow the link, find my name (Candace Neal), and click it purty please (if you feel it is warranted, of course)!

Voting starts today and lasts until the 30th!

http://siteforrent.com/onlineaudition/votes.html

I love you forever.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:35:06 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>The Many Faces of Blog</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[My God. I'm up to four blogs and counting. How unnecessary. How fantastic. 

Now, one might think that this would be a simple matter of copy and paste betwixt them all. And <i>that</i>, my friends, would be precisely where one is totally and utterly wrong. 

Six years of blogging has taught me a thing or two about the blogging community. Blogs, I have learned, must be acutely tweaked, chiseled, and perfected for the audience toward whom they are geared. The livejournal audience loves personal drama of a sophomoric nature. Myspace readers love sex. And I'm thinking Virb users probably go for some sortof artistic depth. Such that includes frequent mention of various forms of code. I could be wrong. These are mere generalizations, after all. We'll see.

Today, I began searching for a really delicious guilty please television show. I... *thinks for a moment about whether or not this is worth admitting to a band of strangers... decides, what the heck* ... I DVRed both One Tree Hill and The O.C. Neither of these shows I have ever submitted myself to nor am I particularly proud that I've now done it. But, one viewing of each has propelled me to favor one over the other. The O.C. wins by a longshot. Also, I am attracted to Adam Brody. Oy. Tis a sad day in history when Candace comes clean about her summer television viewing antics. Even sadder when she takes to talking in third person.

Bottom line, I adore romance on film. I adore romance in song. I adore romance anywhere but in life. Particularly mine. This probably has something to do with the fact that my track record in the department of love is, well, smudged to say the least. The very least. 

I guess sometimes I wonder how much longer I'm going to write dear diary's about love. And dote on love. And lose sleep over the vicious cycle of "where is he" and "who is he" and "when will he get here" ruminations. 

But, that's the beauty of it, right? Ignorance will always be bliss.

'Night, all. :)

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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 03:13:52 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>We Run, We Jump, We Swim and Play</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/cannedace/posts/text/43694</link>
      <description><![CDATA[All I really want to do right now is watch "Salute Your Shorts."

Who can remedy my hankering for Camp Anawanna? Anybody?

Over.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 02:49:06 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>The Night Is Young</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/cannedace/posts/text/40816</link>
      <description><![CDATA[As far as I am concerned, the night will forever be a fetus. 

I would say that summer brings out the insomniac in me but, let's face it. I show no discrimination in my sleepless antics. National holidays, school nights, week nights, weekends, Canadian holidays, my hankering for a post 3 am slumber will forever prevail.

I feel inadequate with my mere tri-chromatic profile against all of these CSS wonders.

I always considered myself a web design nerd but... this interface intimidates and confuses me. Someone teach me. I'll give you a cookie. Or some cyber form of gratitude. Fine line.

:)

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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 01:36:22 -0700</pubDate>
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