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(C Gruber/T Leigh)

They call me Tommy Juice cause I'm like a Tommy gun
Rock the microphone just to have me some fun
I like to work the body, I like to work the chin
I knock a muthafucka out so call me champion
Permanent damage means we call in a doc
Juice has done the job, keep the fuck off my block
I'm a rock 'em sock 'em robot, I got skills to knock you out
Send ya to the canvas full of pain and hurt and doubt
Send ya to the ER, I rise like Godzilla
A reminder that you can't test M.O.B., nilla
From the East Coast to the West, Europe, round the world
I'm leading all the fellas and I'm wowing all the girls
Emerging from the people of the Six Nations
Hitting you so hard, send ya into hibernation
It's time I took my throne cause I've already been crowned
You'll end up like the rest, six feet underground.

He's the... Celtic Threat!
What ya see is what ya get! (x3)
They never make me nervous so they never see me sweat

When I step onto the stage I'm entering the zone
I'm blowing up arenas when I'm on the microphone
You're gonna need a doctor to wake you from this dream
Cause I wrote these fucking lyrics while I rocked the Krispy Kreme
UH-OH! Watch out, cause here I come
Better hold onto your girl cause you know she wants to get some
I got imperative, I'm bound and I'm determined
I'll knock ya to the ground in Gaelic, French or German
I know you think I'm great, you're acting like a suck up
Dùin do chab, that means kindly shut the fuck up
My lyrical percussion gets your blood rushin'
Dudes be jealous cause their ladies be gushin'
And after the show, when you think you got game
She'll be with you, but she'll be calling MY name
I'll knock you in the dirt, kick you if I can
Don't mess with the Juice, I'm the Cinderella Man.

The beats are rising, the rhymes are surprising
The Celtic Threat don't need no advertising
When I'm on the stage you'll never see me waver
I swing the microphone like a lyrical lightsaber
You're bound to get a cut from all the rhymes that I spit
Cap City's in the house and you know we bring the dope shit
I'll do ya like Darth Maul and split ya in half
HA HA HA mine is an evil laugh!
But I won't feel any guilt over the blood that I've spilt
I'm a warrior poet and I look good in a kilt
So watch your fucking mouth, don't ya get me started
Cross the Celtic Threat? You must be retarded!
Greatness is my birthright, you can check my pedigree
Ain't no other sucker who could ever get ahead of me
Step up, I'll tear ya apart like Wolverine
I'm the whitest dark chocolate that you've ever seen.

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