From a poster seen in an Italian office:

In Heaven...

• the mechanics are German


• the chefs are French


• the police are British


• the lovers are Italian


• and everything is organized by the Swiss.

In Hell...

• the mechanics are French


• the police are German


• the chefs are British


• the lovers are Swiss


• and everything is organized by the Italians.

Found at the excellent What Europeans Think of Each Other article at Daily Candor.