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Fuck, she thought. I only have four cigarettes left, and it's just Sunday morning. 2 am, Sunday morning, for a more annoying clarification. How are these supposed to last? At least it won't kill me to run out of cigarettes, literally. She's supposed to quit …

AI: Tedious, Loathsome, Cute

My short story for L200, Sex, Dreams, and Altered States of Consciousness

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She had a childish, nervous, and perhaps promiscuous resemblence. She was such a child. She reeked of resemblance of a nine-year-old girl, and not just through her appearance but even tone and …

AI: Colleen

My other back pocket began to vibrate. It was my phone. Damn that thing.

"Hey Colleen." I try to say in a pleasant voice. It was my aunt. I legitimately loved and enjoyed her. I just wasn't in desire of a phone call. Am I ever?

"Hi Addison! I'm not interrupting …

AI: Fantasies

So what else is planned for this evening? Tonight is Thursday, equating to 'Thirsty Thursday', in which I can drink myself perhaps to some new and terrible low. Or maybe I can just drink a little, and attempt to do homework, and then fall asleep. Or maybe I can stay …

AI: Dubious Evening Adventures

It had gotten substantially colder, so I put the hood of my sweatshirt on, fearing and loathing of the coming winter months. I loved the sweatshirt. I've had it since my freshman year of high school, and it never fails to serve its purpose of keeping me warm on an …

AI: Fantasies Revisited

I had trouble waking up the next morning. My damn alarm clock went off, in which I hid it in my closet, in an attempt to get me up to turn it off. It didn't work. It never does. I slept through that at eight. Nine, my cell phone alarm went off. Didn't work. …

What Did You Do Last Night?

This is an old exercise

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You reek of vomit, shit, jungle juice, cigarettes. You're absolutely trashed, with no sense of purpose beyond an explosion of pain, emitting from your head. What did you do last night? You can't exactly recall, beyond house hopping, …

In the Stall

For the Collins Escapades that I never finished.


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I had ten minutes to get to class... I didn't finish the calculus homework. I intended to get help on that, even if it meant not receiving credit. I needed the help. However, I had a more loathsome dilemma: I …

Her Vagina Was Too Small

So perhaps the following short narrative is merely result of alcoholic and sexual ventures, rendering all efforts to keep us wondrously blissful in ignorance, useless. This is a true story, though I've altered character's names.

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A friend invited me to a small …

Material Irony and PC Arrogance

I quite like the group feature which enables one to view which groups other people are joining. A friend of mine just joined this group today.

So fuck me; I've mentioned this before. This year holds more importance, as we are in fact, in a recession, and maybe we can …

Quantum of Solace

Yawn. I mean, honestly. Daniel Craig was good for his role, but he quickly lost his appeal of a spy as the film progressed as turned into more of a "superhero", really.

The plot in Quantum of Solace, as with Casino Royale is still refreshing at least, despite the fact …

Damn my indecisiveness

Ok, this will be the official blog.

If I were so inclined

I'd have written something new by now.. something of relevance that is.. I guess I could also write about the Dark Knight. Sorry Scott, I just read your blog.

The Joker is overrated. Srsly. He's cool. Overall, I enjoyed his demeanor, but at times I would grow tired …

Damn my indecisiveness

Ok, this will be the official blog.

Controversy

Does anyone remember when I made those controversial remarks about Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight??

Fun times.


Bontempi Latin is a bit aimless currently, seeing as I can't do much, leeching off of my University's web hosting (surely they don't mind). But, I think I may …

Controversy

Does anyone remember when I made those controversial remarks about Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight??

Fun times.


Bontempi Latin is a bit aimless currently, seeing as I can't do much, leeching off of my University's web hosting (surely they don't mind). But, I think I may …

Radiohead

Ugh, I meant to finish this a week ago, but I believe some attention is to be made of the show that Radiohead played at Verizon on the third of August. It was a massively hyped show. But first:

Grizzly Bear. They indeed opened for Radiohead that evening. A friend of …

If I were so inclined

I'd have written something new by now.. something of relevance that is.. I guess I could also write about the Dark Knight. Sorry Scott, I just read your blog.

The Joker is overrated. Srsly. He's cool. Overall, I enjoyed his demeanor, but at times I would grow tired …

Radiohead

Ugh, I meant to finish this a week ago, but I believe some attention is to be made of the show that Radiohead played at Verizon on the third of August. It was a massively hyped show. But first:

Grizzly Bear. They indeed opened for Radiohead that evening. A friend of …

The Year Is....

2005!

Now pick several records released in that year and write a few lines of good or poor faith on such records. Read the original post here.

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