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About
Long, long ago, in the wonderful Land Of Eng, a girl was born. The world rejoiced [obviously]. Her name was Sarah.
As she grew into adulthood, Sarah realised that, although the Land Of Eng was indeed a smashing kingdom, there were places further afield that had yet to be blessed with her presence.
So, armed with a cup of tea and a packet of Hobnobs, Sarah set off on an adventure. She traveled for many months before she finally found a suitable place to settle - the Land of Ya'll - or, er.. Texas, as the locals called it.
Soon after arriving, Sarah discovered, much to her dismay, that she was not welcome. In order to prove herself, and be allowed to stay in this incredibly marvelous place, Sarah was told that she'd have to slay the Mighty Green One. So, she set off again, this time armed with a Budweiser and some beef jerky.
After days of searching (and occasionally stopping to pray to the great God, McVitie, that he may grant her some more Hobnobs), Sarah finally found herself face to face with the Mighty Green One - although it was not green, as she'd been told, but more of an off-white colour.
It's laminated sides glinted dangerously.
I will not go into the full details of the battle that followed, but know this; much paperwork was done, and many pencils gave their lives bravely throughout that dark time.
Many months passed, and some wondered whether her struggle would ever come to an end, but one day, just like that, it was over. She emerged from the battle triumphant, the new Master of the Mighty Green [off-white] One, which she now clutched in her hand.
And so, Sarah was allowed to stay in the Land of Ya'll. And, of course, she carried the Mighty Green [off-white] One with her, wherever she went, as a sign of her worthiness.
My (frequently visited) Links
survivalhorrorforum.com
survivalhorroronline.com
silenthillforum.com
Movies
Night of the Living Dead, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Cube, Cube 2, Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Jacob's Ladder, Session 9, Donnie Darko, The Butterfly Effect, Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocalypse, Silent Hill, Final Fantasy: Spirits Within, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Kung Pow, Me, Myself & Irene, Joe Dirt, War of the Worlds, Saved, Napoleon Dynamite, Nacho Libre, Jackass the Movie, Jackass Number Two, Eight Crazy Nights,
Music
Alice in Chains, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Coheed and Cambria, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Hatebreed, Killswitch Engage, KoRn, Mudvayne, Murderdolls, Nine Inch Nails, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Queens Of The Stone Age, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Saliva, Slipknot, Staind, Stone Sour, Sum 41, System of a Down, The Darkness, Type O Negative, More to come...
Comments - see all 7
Oh it definitely is from that game, but I've been using it about a year before I even played XII. Now I want to play it again. Blast. :(
posted Jun 25
Actually it's from an Anais Nin diary. It's the name she gave her lover's wife, whom she was also having an affair with. Anais Nin is my fuckin' hero. Literally. :P
posted Jun 25
how do i get my photo to be on my profile? wb xxx
posted Apr 28
I like this, and how it feels more exclusive. It's like MySpace for the big kids! And of course, I too am glad to have you here.
posted Apr 27
Yay! We have Sarah! ^_^ Y'know I finally rented Jacob's Ladder for the first time. That's a pretty damn good movie thar.
posted Apr 27
Isn't it great? Glad to have you here.
posted Apr 25
JuriDawn says:
I just recommended a Vices I Admire song to you, and now I see that you've already added them. Those fellas are busy, no? :P
posted Aug 22