Posts
OctoberOct 29 Thursday 09
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18077 Even science is nuthin' but dick jokes these days. Bat dick jokes.
updated Oct 29, 2009 via Twitter
"He and the woman with him, from the Platinum Plus Gentleman's Club, gave conflicting stories about what they were doing in the cemetery"
updated Oct 29, 2009 via Twitter
Good morning, sinners. Time to choke the world like the ugly fuckmuppet it is. I'm off to the pub while you do that. (via @warrenellis)
updated Oct 29, 2009 via Twitter
"He has a body like a cadbury egg - only with hair all over it"
updated Oct 29, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 28 Wednesday 09
Jesus. I drank two Mothers and i'm already getting auditory hallucinations.
updated Oct 28, 2009 via Twitter
homoerotic manhandling
updated Oct 28, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 27 Tuesday 09
[03:34] [18:10] get drugs smoke cocks eat trees fuck breads (ID: 313961)
updated Oct 27, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 26 Monday 09
Bought ARMAII off the steam weekend promotion. "hey do you hear gunf- YOU HAVE DIED - RESTART THE MISSION
updated Oct 26, 2009 via Twitter
BAM. And you're done.
updated Oct 26, 2009 via Twitter
Just got a copy of Windows 7 for free. Not bad at all.
updated Oct 23, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 22 Thursday 09
I expected a sense of closure. All I left with was a sour taste in my mouth.
updated Oct 22, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 20 Wednesday 09
Can't drink the magic mouse, but maybe if I lick it I can get wasted off the plastic residue
updated Oct 21, 2009 via Twitter
Hmmm... booze or magic mouse - I WILL FOOLISHLY LET THE INTERNET DECIDE
updated Oct 21, 2009 via Twitter
Ever since I read about the new mac products last night I think I've had priaprism. I'd call a doctor but this is just too nice.
updated Oct 21, 2009 via Twitter
Now my drawer AND my bag smell. Yaaaaaay.
updated Oct 20, 2009 via Twitter
http://bit.ly/18Saev wat
updated Oct 18, 2009 via Twitter
>No dedicated server support on PC for Modern Warefare 2 BRB CANCELLING MY PREORDERS - INFINITY WARD YOU FUCKSHITS. EAT MY BITTORRENT.
updated Oct 18, 2009 via Twitter
http://is.gd/4oOwk REMEMBER KIDS: SMOKING ANYTHING BUT LUCKY STRIKES WILL TURN YOU INTO A FAT MIDGET WITH TINY HANDS AND FEET.
updated Oct 18, 2009 via Twitter