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    <description><![CDATA["Diagnosed with extreme sarcasm with complications of smartarsery at age 2, Patrick has been able to lead a reasonably ordinary life. His daily routine is a struggle, with him often unable to take even the most menial tasks seriously. He hopes one day to make embarrassing amounts of money at some high-profile and incredibly pretentious creative firm in Melbourne, and to be able to walk into any building anywhere and come out adorned with 100s of new and attractive love interests. Please, give generously to this poor child in the hope he can one day realize his dreams, and stop taking the fucking piss all the time"]]></description>
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      <title>IWNet is total shit. Ridiculous pings, host migration all the time, the...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[IWNet is total shit. Ridiculous pings, host migration all the time, the matchmaking sucks. Way to sell out, IW. #MW2]]></description>
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      <title>Peter and the Wolf is a great movie when you aren't studying it.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Peter and the Wolf is a great movie when you aren&#039;t studying it.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 07:56:48 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>http://bit.ly/vYvhv WHAT</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://bit.ly/vYvhv" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/vYvhv</a> WHAT]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:58:41 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>And to think that the final moment as a student of shenton college was such...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[And to think that the final moment as a student of shenton college was such an anticlimax and disappointment. Blergh.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:59:07 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>VirusBarrier X5 proves that it IS possible to have a mac app with a shitty...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[VirusBarrier X5 proves that it IS possible to have a mac app with a shitty GUI. Nice icon, shitty interface.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:43:25 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>[video] Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Video Game Offers Engine Repair,...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[[video] Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Video Game Offers Engine Repair, Awaiting Orders <a href="http://ow.ly/160DvG" target="_blank">http://ow.ly/160DvG</a> (via <a href="http://twitter.com/TheOnion" target="_blank">@TheOnion</a>)]]></description>
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      <title>Just finished my penultimate exam. The end is in sight.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Just finished my penultimate exam. The end is in sight.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:53:38 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Laying floorboards with toluene glue. Boy this is fun.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Laying floorboards with toluene glue. Boy this is fun.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:59:32 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The beginning of the end: http://bit.ly/2JD91W</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The beginning of the end: <a href="http://bit.ly/2JD91W" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/2JD91W</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:59:31 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>pimp macheist on facebook and get more free shit. SAM CREES IF YOU HAVE NOT...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[pimp macheist on facebook and get more free shit. SAM CREES IF YOU HAVE NOT GOT THE BUNDLE YET I WILL CUT YOU.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:59:30 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Get the macheist nanobundle. It's fucking free and awesome. I'm tweeting...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chalkley3/posts/status/6000365</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Get the macheist nanobundle. It&#039;s fucking free and awesome. I&#039;m tweeting this entirely of my own free will. *gun cocking*]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:32:27 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>2girls1cup puns are all the rage these days. Presumably because we are never...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[2girls1cup puns are all the rage these days. Presumably because we are never allowed to forget the horror.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:04:47 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>it would seem that the downside to secret events is that they're hidden even...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[it would seem that the downside to secret events is that they&#039;re hidden even from the fucking administrator. THANK YOU INTERNET.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:12:18 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>http://is.gd/4PkO3 Orioto is making a game and I'm helping him pimp it. You...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://is.gd/4PkO3" target="_blank">http://is.gd/4PkO3</a> Orioto is making a game and I&#039;m helping him pimp it. You should too.]]></description>
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      <title>No exams today. Feels good man.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[No exams today. Feels good man.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:52:18 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Just attended Larry Mitchell's gallery opening. It was boring as fuck and...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Just attended Larry Mitchell&#039;s gallery opening. It was boring as fuck and there was an open bar i couldn&#039;s touch. Ugh.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:25:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Welp, adium has royally fucked itself. First it can't validate the facebook...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Welp, adium has royally fucked itself. First it can&#039;t validate the facebook catchpa, and now it times out on MSN.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:48:21 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Urgh. English. Urgh.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Urgh. English. Urgh.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:02:15 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I THINK MY PARTNER'S A RAT. WE GOTTA SHUT HIM UP.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I THINK MY PARTNER&#039;S A RAT. WE GOTTA SHUT HIM UP.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:02:14 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>http://obama-weather.com/</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://obama-weather.com/" target="_blank">http://obama-weather.com/</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:12:28 -0800</pubDate>
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