[Count Duckula enters the studio. He is dressed in lingerie and a metre-high top hat]

COUNT DUCKULA: Hullo there is new EP it call "MechaGodzilla Vs. Tolworth Tower" once my mother worked at Tolworth Tower and she spilt tea all over someone who was going in to get a job interview and this enraged MechaGodzilla and so i have written this EP it is a new EP there are ten new songs or audio tracks on it you can download it it is good I hope

[His metre-high top hat falls off and bursts into flames when it hits the floor. Count Duckula looks at it]

COUNT DUCKULA: Hahahahahahahahaha excellent