Recent Blog Posts
Olympics...
post a comment | posted 2 weeks ago
Originally posted at chrisrandall.net blog
Elle and I were postulating tonight, as we watched Michael Phelps win his 125th gold medal (or something like that) that while these people may take home a medal or two, the person that really gets the "I Won" button is mom/dad. I mean, it's one th...
Irony...
post a comment | posted 3 weeks ago
Originally posted at chrisrandall.net blog
In Oregon, Sudafed (the original kind) is prescription only, because apparently some trailer trash types turn it in to meth. As a result, it is easier and cheaper to buy meth in this state than it is Sudafed.
I wonder if meth is any good for my al...
Not-So-Recent Blog Posts
Heh...
post a comment | posted Aug 6
Originally posted at chrisrandall.net blog
Here's a funny story. (Read the long version.) I can... not... STAND... electro. I liked it fine the first time I heard it in 1981, when it was Living On Video by Trans-X; it hasn't changed at all in 27 years. But this shit is funny. Long story sho...
Tweet Tweet...
post a comment | posted Jul 30
Originally posted at chrisrandall.net blog
If you're so inclined, I started a Twitter account today. 'Tis here. Follow me, please.
Bluegrass = ass
post a comment | posted Jul 29
Originally posted at chrisrandall.net blog
If you live in a suburb in a place that grass doesn't naturally grow (SoCal, Phoenix, etc), and you have to seed your lawn every spring and water it all summer, the picture above is the part of the equation you're missing out on, but provides u...
Something you don't see every day...
post a comment | posted Jul 26
Originally posted at chrisrandall.net blog
...but you should. Entirely unlike Viet Nam, and perhaps because of the lessons learned there (as far as I can tell, the only lesson that the current administration took from that war) the Pentagon censors almost all photographs from Iraq taken by ...
iSuck.
post a comment | posted Jul 19
Originally posted at chrisrandall.net blog
So, here's the very definition of irony:
If you need a cell phone that costs $299, chances are good that you have Shit To Do.
Conversely, in order to obtain that phone, you can't have any Shit To Do, because you need to wait in fucking line for ...
Summertime...
post a comment | posted Jul 13
Originally posted at chrisrandall.net blog
Happiness is a cool mojito. In a Chococat glass.
Whelp...
post a comment | posted Jul 11
Originally posted at chrisrandall.net blog
If you were wondering what it felt like to be an investor on Oct. 29th, 1929, now you know. That, my friends, is the beginning of Very Bad Things. Fanny Mae and Freddie Mac aren't mortgage companies. They are mortgages. Period. All of 'em.
To put...