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ChrisTallant

24 years old

Leeds, United Kingdom

Male

About

Well what can I say, I was hand-reared in the mountainy mountains of Dewsbury.

My first moment of hilarity was walking into my parents bedroom, aged two, with a pair of knickers on my head, a joke I continue to use.

I dislike most things, and I tend to have a strong opinion about anything and nothing, when I say something is "sh*t" I really mean its not my thing, I'm very lazy like that but it translates to "I respect your opinion, you're nice, but I'm not a fan, sozza." When i use more abusive words to describe things, that is when I really do dislike it.

That makes me sound like a really negative person, in some ways I am, but when you get to know me, I'm sure I'll warm your hearts, like a nice soup.

I seem to use Social Networks as a displacement activity, as I should probably be doing something else... productive!

I also have a beard.

I am currently writing 700 new feature films, which I hope to direct before the end of the year.

I can dance like an angel, fight like a cornered bear, plan better than a fox, sing like a nightingale...

This is where babies come from.

Some of the above is not true.

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Me, Liam & Jamie @ Squash
Me & Hayley Williams

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Ages Apart, Nov 17, 2008:

Just stopping by to say hey since we're sending you a friend request. Stop by our profile and leave us a comment when you get a chance. Have a great week!

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July Rising, Oct 20, 2007:

We are collectively wonderful. We hope you like our music. You should, it's brilliant.

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