Well what can I say, I was hand-reared in the mountainy mountains of Dewsbury.
My first moment of hilarity was walking into my parents bedroom, aged two, with a pair of knickers on my head, a joke I continue to use.
I dislike most things, and I tend to have a strong opinion about anything and nothing, when I say something is "sh*t" I really mean its not my thing, I'm very lazy like that but it translates to "I respect your opinion, you're nice, but I'm not a fan, sozza." When i use more abusive words to describe things, that is when I really do dislike it.
That makes me sound like a really negative person, in some ways I am, but when you get to know me, I'm sure I'll warm your hearts, like a nice soup.
I seem to use Social Networks as a displacement activity, as I should probably be doing something else... productive!
I also have a beard.
I am currently writing 700 new feature films, which I hope to direct before the end of the year.
I can dance like an angel, fight like a cornered bear, plan better than a fox, sing like a nightingale...
This is where babies come from.
Some of the above is not true.
The Matrix Trilogy, The Devils Rejects, Donnie Darko, Evil Dead, Short Circuit, Happiness, Spider-man Trilogy
Alias, Arrested Development, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Chuck, Family Guy, Heroes, Lost, Masters Of Horror, Masters Of Science Fiction, Prison Break, Reaper, Robot Chicken, Scrubs, South Park, Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip, The Tick(Animated & Live Action), The X Files
Books of the visual variety, 30 Days of Night, American Virgin, Daniel Clowes, DMZ, Ex Machina, Faker, Southland Tales, Stardust, The Amazing Friendly Neighbourhood & Ulimate Spiderman, The Hood, The Walking Dead, V for Vendetta, Warren Ellis, Watchmen, World War Hulk, X-Men: Endangered Species, Y: The Last Man And some real books, American Gods & Smoke and Mirrors - Neil Gaiman, Breakfastof Champions & Slaughterhouse-Five - Kurt Vonnegut, The Infernal Desire Machines of Doctor Hoffman - Angela Carter, I Am Legend - Richard Matheson, Invisible Monsters - Chuck Palahniuk, Neuromancer - William Gibson, Snow Crash - Neal Stephenson
July Rising says:
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posted Oct 20