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    <title>Chuck Persimmons</title>
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    <description><![CDATA["I trust David completely. We met in high school when we were 15 and 16. Dave is my bestest friend in all the world. Dave is a geezer; he is WAY older than me. Dave is my hubby, the best ever and I would do ANYTHING for him. Dave's favorite things to do are hang out with family and friends, talk about spirituality, play Madden with Anboo or Jason, listen to music/go to concerts, go on bikerides, sit outside, read, sleep, watch sports on TV, go on the computer, and do nothing. =) Dave is my boyfriend. We have nicknames for each other, and there are pictures of him on my myspace. I talk to Dave everyday. We live together and it rocks. He is funny, thoughtful, inspiring, revolutionary, caring, loving, and wonderful. I love and respect the person that he is becoming so much." - Gwyn

"David is very scary with his long sharp teeth and his bad breath and his long nails and his red eyes... David is the clown named Pennywise" - Wendy

"Dave was the best fry boy McDonald's ever had." - Rachael

"Dave... 1)steals my manifestations, 2)is not a typical man, pastor, Christian, human, etc. 3)is a brilliant writer, 4)has a knack for deliberating on tough ideas for a long time and then expressing a wholly sound and beautiful judgment, 5)is funny as all hell" - Andy

"Dave likes to be funny. He's usually ridiculously funny. But sometimes he's not. But even when he's not funny, i laugh anyway, because that's what you do when you're in the Brother Sister Funny Club." - SAK

"Dave is the 21st century Zach Morris." - Kenisha]]></description>
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      <title>Hurricane Bush</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:22:50 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Space Saver</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Get upset.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:09:18 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Time for Some Campaignin'</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuckpersimmons/posts/text/722109</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Send a JibJab Sendables]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:09:54 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Ira Glass on Storytelling</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Interesting clip with great implications for preaching.
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:17:31 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Hipster Bingo!</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuckpersimmons/posts/text/713746</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Just print this out and take it to the next show you go to, or any time you're in Royal Oak! When you get a bingo, scream "BINGO" at the top of your lungs! Any additions?

More hipster related fun @ Stuff White People Like.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:56:21 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>WTS Items of the Day</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[A Tennessee man who claims he was consumed by the Spirit of God while worshiping, causing him to fall and hit his head, is now suing the church.  Read it here. What the $#!@?

Baggy pants are now illegal in Flint. It might look stupid, but you have the right to look stupid in this country. Visible things look stupid too, but they aren't illegal. My only question is whether or not this will lead ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:56:20 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>It's a Talk-Off</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Apparently, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama met last night to talk.  Not many details of the conversation have emerged, but I think it might have went a little something like this...


Hillary: ...we need a place to hide until we figure this whole thing out.
Feinstein: (Hillary) said this would be the last place anyone would look for (her).
Barack: Yeah, you're cool to hide here.  But first, me ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:28:57 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>The Persimmons Phenomenon</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:28:56 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I Have A Dream</title>
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From Heather...
I had a dream 2 nights ago that you were running for President, and that Andy and I were helping you campaign. It was stressful. We were making up t-shirts that had a picture of a smiling monkey on it with your name, to promote you.

An odd dream.

At the end of the dream, Gwyn was sobbing, saying "He's just not going to win! I know it! Obama is going to beat him!" ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:28:55 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I Have A Dream</title>
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From Heather...
I had a dream 2 nights ago that you were running for President, and that Andy and I were helping you campaign. It was stressful. We were making up t-shirts that had a picture of a smiling monkey on it with your name, to promote you.

An odd dream.

At the end of the dream, Gwyn was sobbing, saying "He's just not going to win! I know it! Obama is going to beat him!" ]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:28:55 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>It's a Talk-Off</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuckpersimmons/posts/text/709463</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Apparently, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/06/06/clinton.obama.wrap/index.html">met last night to talk</a>.  Not many details of the conversation have emerged, but I think it might have went a little something like this...<br /><br /><img src="http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/davekt278/zoolander.jpg"></img><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Hillary:</span> ...we need a place to hide until we figure this whole thing out.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Feinstein:</span> (Hillary) said this would be the last place anyone would look for (her).<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Barack:</span> Yeah, you're cool to hide here.  But first, me and (her)gotta straighten some sh*t out.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Hillary:</span> Fine.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Barack:</span> Why you been acting so messed up towards me?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Hillary:</span> Why you been acting so messed up towards me?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Barack: </span>Well, you go first.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Hillary:</span> I don't know. Maybe I felt a little threatened or something... 'cause your career is kind of just blossoming... and mine's kind of winding down or whatever.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Barack:</span> And I felt like, "This (lady's) really hurting me"... and it hurt.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Hillary:</span> And I felt like when you told me to "Dere-lick" my b*lls, that really hurt.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Barack:</span> Maybe I was scared, man. You're (Hillary Clinton)! Yeah, you're (Hillary Clinton). You know what it's like to be<br />another (politician) in (Hillary Clinton's) shadow?  You want to hear something crazy?  Your work... in the winter '95 International Male catalog...made me want to be a (politician). I freakin' worship you, man.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Hillary:</span> I'm sorry I was whack.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Barack:</span> I was whack.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Hillary:</span> I was whack.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Barack:</span> So welcome to chez (Barack).  You're welcome to hide out here as long as you want.<br /><br />...and that's the way it went down. (adapted from <span style="font-style:italic;">Zoolander</span>.)]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:57:25 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>The Persimmons Phenomenon</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:57:24 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I Have A Dream</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/davekt278/Persimmons08.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></img><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">From Heather...</span><br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-style:italic;">I had a dream 2 nights ago that you were running for President, and that Andy and I were helping you campaign. It was stressful. We were making up t-shirts that had a picture of a smiling monkey on it with your name, to promote you.<br /><br />An odd dream.<br /><br />At the end of the dream, Gwyn was sobbing, saying "He's just not going to win! I know it! Obama is going to beat him!" </span></span>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:57:23 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I'm Not Here to Make Friends</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:21:13 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Confusion</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuckpersimmons/posts/text/701153</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:58:21 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Obama Q&amp;A w/ Relevant</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuckpersimmons/posts/text/701152</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:58:21 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Tribe</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The following is taken from <a href="http://gregboyd.blogspot.com/">Greg Boyd's blog</a>, and is <span style="font-style:italic;">exactly</span> what I've been thinking and feeling for the past few months...<br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br />About eight months ago I spoke at a conference at Hesston college (a Mennonite college) on faith and politics (I posted on it here). While at this conference I sensed very strongly God telling me there was some sort of relationship I (and possibly the church I pastor) was to have with the Mennonites. More specifically, at the end of the conference I received a very clear and burning message I knew I was to share with the Mennonites. Whatever else this "relationship" entailed, I knew it included sharing this message. Yet, I had no idea when or how this message was to be shared.<br /><br />Then about two months ago I received an invitation to speak at a historic gathering of Mennonite leaders in Columbus, Ohio. When the Executive Director of the Mennonite denomination (Jim Schrag) explained to me what he hoped my talk would accomplish I got goose bumps because it was exactly what God had put on my heart at Hesston seven months earlier. I have rarely been part of something that was so obviously providential. I was humbled and delighted to be given this important assignment. My message was -- and is -- basically this.<br /><br />There is a beautiful and powerful grassroots Kingdom movement arising all over the globe that Mennonites in particular need to notice. Millions of people are abandoning the Christendom paradigm of the traditional Christian faith in order to become more authentic followers of Jesus. From the Emergent Church movement to the Urban Monastic Movement to a thousand other independent groups and movements, people are waking up to the truth that the Kingdom of God looks like Jesus and that the heart of Christianity is simply imitating him. Millions are waking up to the truth that followers of Jesus are called to love the unlovable, serve the oppressed, live in solidarity with the poor, proclaim Good News to the lost and be willing to lay down our life for our enemies. Multitudes are waking up to the truth that the distinctive mark of the Kingdom is the complete rejection of all hatred and violence and the complete reliance on love and service of others, including our worst enemies. Masses of people are waking up to the truth that followers of Jesus aren't called to try to win the world by acquiring power over others but by exercising power under others -- the power of self-sacrificial love.<br /><br />What many who are being caught up in this movement lack is a sense of <span style="font-weight:bold;">tribal identity</span> and <span style="font-weight:bold;">historical rooting</span>, and many are looking for his. A central feature of post-modernity is the longing to "live in a story" that's bigger than oneself. Many, therefore, are looking for a tradition they can align with.<br /><br />The only tradition that embodies what this rising breed of Kingdom radicals is looking for is the Anabaptist tradition (which the Mennonites are heir to). This is the only tradition that consistently refused political power and violence. This is the only tradition that made humble, self-sacrificial love the centerpiece of what it means to follow Jesus. It's the only tradition that isn't soaked in blood and the only tradition that looks remotely like Jesus. Many (in fact, most) of the early leaders of this movement in the 16th century paid for their non-compliance with the Christendom paradigm by being martyred. This tradition is a treasure to be cherished. And it's a tradition whose time may have come, for this is precisely the vision of the Kingdom that millions today are waking up to.</span>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:19:50 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Forgiveness</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuckpersimmons/posts/text/686801</link>
      <description><![CDATA["It's just a cold realization that the world is really, really dirty." ...but along with this realization comes the possibility for the creation of something beautiful. Maybe forgiveness is more about undoing history than erasing it, more about creating something beautiful in/with/through sin than eliminating it from our lives, more about the contrast between dark/light, dirty/clean, what is/what could be.<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5lX-2sP0JFw&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5lX-2sP0JFw&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:45:59 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>NT Wright on Colbert Report</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:45:58 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Ordinary Radicals</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuckpersimmons/posts/text/684254</link>
      <description><![CDATA[... due out in September.<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gNYgwNYf6Ok&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gNYgwNYf6Ok&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:00:24 -0700</pubDate>
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