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    <description><![CDATA["Even though I try to make it look easy, it's quite difficult being me because, most of the time, my mind seems to work differently to almost everybody else's. For a start, it never stops. I'm most active during the night-time hours, purely out of choice. I have a unique relationship with God, which no-one would understand, least of all my parents. One day, I hope to be remembered as a great journalist, but more importantly, I just want to be remembered at all. In my ideal world: people would be colourblind towards other people so that there would be no racism or discrimination, just a love for human beings and of the gift of life and people wouldn't create labelled boxes and metaphorically stuff other people into them. But, as well as being an idealist, I'm also a realist who realises that this will probably never happen in my lifetime. So, I'll just keep doing what I do whilst I'm still able to do it. Later days, friends."
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      <title>Horseplay.</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/photos/1575747</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://virb.com/chuk/photos/1575747"><img src="http://g.virbcdn.com/i/resize_575x575/Image-220906-1195611-S73R0265.jpg" /></a><p>This is what happens when the tides are turned.</p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:12:23 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title></title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/782071</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<img alt="Japan Countdown" src="http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/chukkster/japan5days.png" height="375" width="750" />]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:41:19 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title></title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/775426</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<img alt="comedian" src="http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/chukkster/comedian.png" height="375" width="750" />]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:43:25 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>You know it's</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/772697</link>
      <description><![CDATA[a <b>problem</b>, when it overtakes <b>breakfast</b> in the morning 'to-do hierarchy'.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 06:22:26 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title></title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/772696</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<img alt="My F-ing Life" src="http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/chukkster/nofairytale.png" height="375" width="750" />]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 06:22:26 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I've turned into</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;">a person that</p>
<p><b>falls asleep </b></p>
<p>to the sound of somebody narrating excerpts from<b style="font-family:times; font-size:100px;">The Economist. </b>And, do you know what? I don't even care. I like being an</p>
<p><b style="font-size:100px;">INTELLECTUAL.</b></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:29:44 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>This didn't come</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/769644</link>
      <description><![CDATA[from the
<p style="text-align:center;"><b style="font-family:georgia;">HEART.</b></p>
<p style="font-family:times; font-size:20px;"><i>It came from guilt.</i> </p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:48:04 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title></title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/769643</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<img alt="summertime" src="http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/chukkster/summertime.png" height="375" width="750" />]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:48:04 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Cristiano Ronaldo,</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/759718</link>
      <description><![CDATA[we love you; I always believed in the <b style="font-size:100px;">happily ever after.</b>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:42:01 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I am the proof that</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/752299</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<b>there IS a God.</b>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:42:10 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Don't you know</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/752298</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I've got my <b>mother's eyes?</b> My mother is a <b style="font-size:100px;">workaholic.</b>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:42:10 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I could have got lost</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/749202</link>
      <description><![CDATA[in <b>Liz Fox</b>'s eyes. Luckily, I'm <b>still here.</b>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:26:55 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Yes, Kele,</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/749201</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I'm <b>hoping for a miracle.</b>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:26:55 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I'm almost never</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/746502</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<b>out of the woods.</b>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:44:07 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I've always thought</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/746501</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<p>you were a <b>prick</b>.</p>
<p>now I know <b>for sure.</b></p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:44:06 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>this day</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/744470</link>
      <description><![CDATA[could <b>not</b> have been <b>more shit.</b>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a title="Shit day." href="http://www.virb.com/chuk/blog/851426" style="font-size:12px;">here's why</a>. </p>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:12:50 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I must have just wasted</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/744469</link>
      <description><![CDATA[a <b>load </b>of <b>time</b> filling out pointless forms.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:12:50 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>F**k you, Apple.</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/744468</link>
      <description><![CDATA[why don't you <b style="font-size:100px;"><a title="Trendcentral Rumours" href="http://www.trendcentral.com/WebApps/App/SnapShots/Article.aspx?ArticleId=7411">MacBook Touch</a> </b>my arse.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:12:49 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Lost, Forgot &amp; Missed.</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/743694</link>
      <description><![CDATA[LOST:

I lost my Oyster card either somewhere in Harlow, or in the bus back yesterday coming home from work experience. On the card was a week travelcard valid for zones 1-6 at a value of £31.60 or something like that. Therefore, mum had to dig deep into the reserves and give me £20 so that I could get to f**king work. I don't know what I'm gonna do for tomorrow if the card doesn't turn up.

FORGOT:

During my frenzied search for the previously mentioned Oyster card, I left my phone in my bedroom, locked it and left for work. This was after we'd already turned back and come home so that I could look for the f**king thing - which I couldn't find in the end. So no Oyster card and no phone for the day.

MISSED:

When you don't have your phone with you, it's very hard to recieve important telephone calls. This includes - but is not limited to - calls regarding important forms that need to be filled in by five o'clock to process your application for tenancy at a sweet new pad, calls regarding a possible job when you really need the money and also calls from the estate agent of the property emphasising the importance of completing the aforementioned forms and meeting the deadline. I missed these calls and have therefore missed an important deadline and, potentially, some much needed money.

ICING ON THE CAKE:

I thought: "Not to worry - if I can fill in the forms now and then fax them to Claire (estate agent) then they'll be waiting for her first thing tomorrow morning and it won't matter too much." That's what happens to people who, resonably frequently, get a break from whoever makes the decisions from the sky. Not me though. No, that would be asking too much for something to go right for me on a day like this. So what happens? Printer runs out of ink is what f**king happens. And the shops are shut so I can't get refills. This wouldn't matter too much if the forms didn't require my signature. For the love of God, WHAT NEXT?

WHAT NEXT:

I'm taking a f**king nap, that's what's next. I've had enough. Que sera, se-f**king-ra. I'll deal with it later; I'm bloody knackered, hungry and fed up now.

CONCLUSION:

Life is a c*nt.

See ya.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:04:05 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>nath:

Clocks for times when time doesn't really...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/chuk/posts/text/742299</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/lm5DWElqMby0rn5rCBoUfjXH_r1_500.jpg" /><p><a href="http://www.digitalcrushes.com/post/43759739/clocks-for-times-when-time-doesnt-really-matter">nath</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Clocks for times when time doesn't really matter.</p>
<p>'Whatever Clock' on <a href="http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2016">Perpetual Kid</a> and the 'Who Cares Clock' on <a href="http://homedecor.cafepress.com/item/who-cares-wall-clock/41283291">Cafepress</a>.</p>
</blockquote>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:29:37 -0700</pubDate>
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