About
Clint Balcom is a web/sandwich artist (faux) musician, (wanna-be) photographer. He spends his free time diddling his wooden girlfriend ), enjoying good booze, eating Clif™ Bars, being neither hip nor square, holding doors because it's polite, laughing at racist jokes, staying in when he's supposed to go out, and trying to bribe anyone who can get him on Augusta National one day.
Recent plays (1,521)
- ♫ The Pharcyde - Ya Mama
- ♫ Norah Jones - Don't Know Why
- ♫ The Noah Needleman Project - Somewhere Between
- ♫ The Noah Needleman Project - Searching for Solar
- ♫ The Noah Needleman Project - Little Wing (Acoustic)
- ♫ The Noah Needleman Project - In Your Eyes (Cover)
- ♫ The Noah Needleman Project - I'm Gone
- ♫ The Noah Needleman Project - Vegas
- ♫ Queen - Save Me
- ♫ Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal
Filmifiscent
Shawshank Redemption, Bull Durham, My Blue Heaven, 12 Angry Men, The Fugitive, Little Miss Sunshine, Jaws, The Rock, Silence of the Lambs, 8 1/2, Amadeus, I am Sam, The Goonies, Godfather, Goodfellas, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, The Big Lebowski, American Psycho, A Few Good Men, Primal Fear, The Princess Bride, A League of Their Own, Die Hard, Indiana Jones, Oceans 11, Stand by Me, Rocky, Lean on Me, The Rock, There Will Be Blood, No Country for Old Men
cTunes
Clapton, Marley, Miles, Coltraine, Citizen Cope, Jose Gonzalez, Dave Matthews, Andy McKee, Raul Midon, Blues Traveler, Talib Kwali, Mos Def, Sublime, Jack Johnson, Tycho, Tim Reynolds, Damien Rice, Death Cab, Bela Fleck, G. Love, Radiohead, RHCP, Bowie, Federico Aubele, Mayer, Jeff Buckley, Zeppelin, Hendrix, Neil Young, Beatles, The Stones, Eddie Vedder, Ben Harper, The Roots, Tosca, Tribe, Vince Guaraldi Trio, Various Artists
Boob Tube ... if only that were true
House, Daily Show, Colbert, The Office, PTI, Planet Earth, Discovery Channel, National Geographic, Fraggle Rock
JulyJul 9 Thursday Thu 09
Lemon lime seltzer might be the perfect beverage – refreshing, tasty, and yet devoid of excess sugar or carcinogens. So what's the catch?
Oh, and she also has an afro with a chin a strip.
Ya Mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand.
Hard to pull the trigger on buying icons when there are so many awesome free sets, but these are gorgeous. http://helveticons.ch/
JulyJul 8 Wednesday Wed 09
Album of the day: The Mars Volta, Octahedron http://bit.ly/hed1v
Guy cleaning the elevator this morning told me, in broken English, that "he's not gay, but I smell really great." What?
As it turns out, public enemy #1 is actually the film Public Enemy. What a dumpster fire.
JulyJul 4 Saturday Sat 09
Announcer: "Chestnut has a clean, powerful style, but with Kobayashi it's very smooth and rhythmic." Okay, really? Fuck off.
The Nathan's hot dog contest is the absolute epitome of everything that's wrong with the world. Oh yea, and it's fucking disgusting.
Hah - classic! RT @solomania: Venus and Serina Williams' mom looks like Tracy Morgan in drag. There, I said it. http://twitpic.com/99r5e
JuneJun 29 Monday Mon 09
Are there any (non-greatest hits) albums easier to listen to from start to finish than Thriller? Axis: Bold As Love maybe? Ideas?
As usual, The Onion nailed it: http://bit.ly/10aGp3
Has anyone's death ever been taken less seriously than Billy Mays?
JuneJun 28 Sunday Sun 09
Wait wait wait... Glenn Beck wrote a book called "Common Sense". Oh, irony. I heart you.
JuneJun 27 Saturday Sat 09
David Ryan Harris is a bad ass. http://bit.ly/18B6GO
I'm not complicated. I prefer to be called complex. Oh, the irony.
JuneJun 26 Friday Fri 09
Amazing. Even in his last moments, MJ brought the house down. http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/06/26/michael.jackson.internet/index.html
If I had a grill, I would be all over this. http://bit.ly/51Mnl
Say what you will about Jacko. But that em effer appeared in court for a molestation hearing in his PJs. Straight up baller.
JuneJun 25 Thursday Thu 09