About
Clint Balcom is a web/sandwich artist (faux) musician, (wanna-be) photographer. He spends his free time diddling his wooden girlfriend ), enjoying good booze, eating Clif™ Bars, being neither hip nor square, holding doors because it's polite, laughing at racist jokes, staying in when he's supposed to go out, and trying to bribe anyone who can get him on Augusta National one day.
Recent plays (1,703)
- ♫ Norah Jones - Turn Me On
- ♫ John Mayer - Who Says
- ♫ John Mayer - Crossroads
- ♫ Jay-Z - Big Pimpin'
- ♫ Death Cab For Cutie - I Will Follow You Into The Dark
- ♫ Bob Marley - Get Up, Stand Up
- ♫ The Beatles - While My Guitar Gently Weeps
- ♫ Dave Matthews Band - Shake Me Like a Monkey
- ♫ Foo Fighters - Best of You
- ♫ Jay-Z - My Name is Hov
Filmifiscent
Shawshank Redemption, Bull Durham, My Blue Heaven, 12 Angry Men, The Fugitive, Little Miss Sunshine, Jaws, The Rock, Silence of the Lambs, 8 1/2, Amadeus, I am Sam, The Goonies, Godfather, Goodfellas, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, The Big Lebowski, American Psycho, A Few Good Men, Primal Fear, The Princess Bride, A League of Their Own, Die Hard, Indiana Jones, Oceans 11, Stand by Me, Rocky, Lean on Me, The Rock, There Will Be Blood, No Country for Old Men
cTunes
Clapton, Marley, Miles, Coltraine, Citizen Cope, Jose Gonzalez, Dave Matthews, Andy McKee, Raul Midon, Blues Traveler, Talib Kwali, Mos Def, Sublime, Jack Johnson, Tycho, Tim Reynolds, Damien Rice, Death Cab, Bela Fleck, G. Love, Radiohead, RHCP, Bowie, Federico Aubele, Mayer, Jeff Buckley, Zeppelin, Hendrix, Neil Young, Beatles, The Stones, Eddie Vedder, Ben Harper, The Roots, Tosca, Tribe, Vince Guaraldi Trio, Various Artists
Boob Tube ... if only that were true
House, Daily Show, Colbert, The Office, PTI, Planet Earth, Discovery Channel, National Geographic, Fraggle Rock
NovemberNov 15 Sunday Sun 09
Is there a worse pair of analysts on TV than Lou Holtz & Mark May? These two idiots are unwatchably bad. Please, make it stop!
NovemberNov 8 Sunday Sun 09
Very cool stuff if you're into music, brains, or both. The harmonies are all spot on. http://vimeo.com/5732745
NovemberNov 6 Friday Fri 09
We're all doomed! http://bit.ly/2uDwmr
NovemberNov 5 Thursday Thu 09
If you're a Yankee fan boasting about "27 titles", please learn some history... 20 came before there were any playoffs.
NovemberNov 4 Wednesday Wed 09
Apparently, there's a lawsuit for that too. http://bit.ly/iPDIZ #oops #verizon
NovemberNov 3 Tuesday Tue 09
Stories of Usain Bolt adopting a cheetah were apparently erroneous. In related news, Usain Bolt no longer to be mauled to death.
Enough already. Building a popular web app doesn't give you carte blanche to be an asshole. http://friedisms.tumblr.com
OctoberOct 31 Saturday Sat 09
RT @ScottBHuff: Don't know if they realize it, but every old woman in Beverly Hills decided to go as Michael Jackson for Halloween. #niptuck
OctoberOct 29 Thursday Thu 09
Hey Mets fans... how are you handling this World Series? Who are you rooting for? Or against?
OctoberOct 26 Monday Mon 09
Wow, this is about as awesome as a wall clock can get. http://bit.ly/MyfGi
OctoberOct 24 Saturday Sat 09
Walmart commercial claims Chinese food for 4 costs over $50. I know they're Walmart customers, but that's a LOT of lo mein.
Oral-B commercial refers to something called "dentist-inspired cupping action." Funny, I always thought that was something else.
OctoberOct 23 Friday Fri 09
OctoberOct 22 Thursday Thu 09
Unbelievably honest commercial for trailers. Classic. http://bit.ly/41H3ir
OctoberOct 17 Saturday Sat 09
OctoberOct 16 Friday Fri 09
Hey, Terminal. Um, fuck you.
OctoberOct 15 Thursday Thu 09
You might say today's events were balloonacy. Okay, well I might say that.
RT @ScottBHuff: What the fuck. #noreallywhatthefuck http://yfrog.com/13aonlj
OctoberOct 14 Wednesday Wed 09
The no suction vacuum, now this creepy shit? http://bit.ly/BAlDO Hey Dyson, cut the crap and just build a time machine already.
OctoberOct 12 Monday Mon 09