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NovemberNov 15 Sunday 09
Is there a worse pair of analysts on TV than Lou Holtz & Mark May? These two idiots are unwatchably bad. Please, make it stop!
updated 1 week ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 8 Sunday 09
Very cool stuff if you're into music, brains, or both. The harmonies are all spot on. http://vimeo.com/5732745
updated 2 weeks ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 5 Thursday 09
If you're a Yankee fan boasting about "27 titles", please learn some history... 20 came before there were any playoffs.
updated 2 weeks ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 4 Wednesday 09
Apparently, there's a lawsuit for that too. http://bit.ly/iPDIZ #oops #verizon
updated 3 weeks ago via Twitter
NovemberNov 3 Tuesday 09
Stories of Usain Bolt adopting a cheetah were apparently erroneous. In related news, Usain Bolt no longer to be mauled to death.
updated 3 weeks ago via Twitter
Enough already. Building a popular web app doesn't give you carte blanche to be an asshole. http://friedisms.tumblr.com
updated 3 weeks ago via Twitter
OctoberOct 31 Saturday 09
RT @ScottBHuff: Don't know if they realize it, but every old woman in Beverly Hills decided to go as Michael Jackson for Halloween. #niptuck
updated Oct 31, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 29 Thursday 09
Hey Mets fans... how are you handling this World Series? Who are you rooting for? Or against?
updated Oct 29, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 26 Monday 09
Wow, this is about as awesome as a wall clock can get. http://bit.ly/MyfGi
updated Oct 26, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 24 Saturday 09
Walmart commercial claims Chinese food for 4 costs over $50. I know they're Walmart customers, but that's a LOT of lo mein.
updated Oct 24, 2009 via Twitter
Oral-B commercial refers to something called "dentist-inspired cupping action." Funny, I always thought that was something else.
updated Oct 24, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 22 Thursday 09
Unbelievably honest commercial for trailers. Classic. http://bit.ly/41H3ir
updated Oct 22, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 15 Thursday 09
You might say today's events were balloonacy. Okay, well I might say that.
updated Oct 15, 2009 via Twitter
RT @ScottBHuff: What the fuck. #noreallywhatthefuck http://yfrog.com/13aonlj
updated Oct 15, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 14 Wednesday 09
The no suction vacuum, now this creepy shit? http://bit.ly/BAlDO Hey Dyson, cut the crap and just build a time machine already.
updated Oct 14, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 12 Monday 09
It's Columbus Day. I say we all celebrate by letting ourselves into someone else's apartment and proclaiming that we now live there.
updated Oct 12, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 11 Sunday 09
Tuned in late to the #Broncos #Patriots game. Why are the Broncos dressed like the '85 Padres?
updated Oct 11, 2009 via Twitter
OctoberOct 9 Friday 09
I find it ironic that we won the Nobel prize for peace on the same day that we bombed the moon.
updated Oct 9, 2009 via Twitter