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    <description><![CDATA[Clint Balcom is a web/sandwich artist <em>(faux)</em> musician, <em>(wanna-be)</em> photographer. He spends his free time diddling his <a href="http://www.mguitar.com/guitars/choosing/guitars.php?p=z&g=e&m=OM-42" target="_blank"> wooden girlfriend </a>), enjoying good booze, eating Clif™ Bars, being neither hip nor square, holding doors because it's polite, laughing at racist jokes, staying in when he's supposed to go out, and trying to bribe anyone who can get him on Augusta National one day.]]></description>
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      <title>Bull shit! I say bang em for the full late fee. http://bit.ly/6DqWgi</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/6824517</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Bull shit! I say bang em for the full late fee. <a href="http://bit.ly/6DqWgi" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/6DqWgi</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:11:02 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Um, wow. http://tapbots.com/pastebot/ Not 100% convinced it's real-world...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/6801325</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Um, wow. <a href="http://tapbots.com/pastebot/" target="_blank">http://tapbots.com/pastebot/</a> Not 100% convinced it&#039;s real-world useful, but still an amazing development feat.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:48:53 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I took it and so should you—The Survey For People Who Make Websites, 2009:...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/6801324</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I took it and so should you—The Survey For People Who Make Websites, 2009: <a href="http://aneventapart.com/survey2009" target="_blank">http://aneventapart.com/survey2009</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:48:53 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Insane Clown Posse Juggalos Arrested for Failed Hatchet Attack - Two Jacks</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/videos/6768979</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Huffy and Stapes discuss a failed hatchet attack perpetrated by Insane Clown Posse Superfans "The Juggalos." 

Check us out Wednesday nights from 8pm-10pm Pacific time on twojacksinthehole.com. For more comedy and show archives visit HuffandStapes.com]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:06:02 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Google Wave invites up for grabs... who wants 'em?</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/6674103</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Google Wave invites up for grabs... who wants &#039;em?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:42:59 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>For anyone who has ever lost work due to an application crashing (cough......</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/6670008</link>
      <description><![CDATA[For anyone who has ever lost work due to an application crashing (cough... Photoshop ...cough). <a href="http://bit.ly/qt4dD" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/qt4dD</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:37:11 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Wow! Nerd-tastic? Sure. But very handy for those of us who charge our...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/6670007</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Wow! Nerd-tastic? Sure. But very handy for those of us who charge our iPhones/Pods daily. <a href="http://bit.ly/4Qit2t" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/4Qit2t</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:37:10 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Google always knows exactly what's important to me. ...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/6625401</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Google always knows exactly what&#039;s important to me.  <a href="http://twitpic.com/sjw1l" target="_blank">http://twitpic.com/sjw1l</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:24:28 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Ah, November in New York...   http://twitpic.com/qnd55</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/6336507</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Ah, November in New York...   <a href="http://twitpic.com/qnd55" target="_blank">http://twitpic.com/qnd55</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:41:18 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Is there a worse pair of analysts on TV than Lou Holtz &amp; Mark May? These two...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/6164199</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Is there a worse pair of analysts on TV than Lou Holtz &amp; Mark May? These two idiots are unwatchably bad. Please, make it stop!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:47:08 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Very cool stuff if you're into music, brains, or both. The harmonies are all...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/6026543</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Very cool stuff if you&#039;re into music, brains, or both. The harmonies are all spot on. <a href="http://vimeo.com/5732745" target="_blank">http://vimeo.com/5732745</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:50:14 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>We're all doomed! http://bit.ly/2uDwmr</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/5979373</link>
      <description><![CDATA[We&#039;re all doomed! <a href="http://bit.ly/2uDwmr" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/2uDwmr</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:04:27 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>If you're a Yankee fan boasting about "27 titles", please learn some...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/5954118</link>
      <description><![CDATA[If you&#039;re a Yankee fan boasting about &quot;27 titles&quot;, please learn some history... 20 came before there were any playoffs.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:23:43 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Apparently, there's a lawsuit for that too. http://bit.ly/iPDIZ #oops...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/5932215</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Apparently, there&#039;s a lawsuit for that too. <a href="http://bit.ly/iPDIZ" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/iPDIZ</a> #oops #verizon]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:57:37 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Stories of Usain Bolt adopting a cheetah were apparently erroneous. In...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/5920932</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Stories of Usain Bolt adopting a cheetah were apparently erroneous. In related news, Usain Bolt no longer to be mauled to death.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:05:11 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Enough already. Building a popular web app doesn't give you carte blanche to...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/5919189</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Enough already. Building a popular web app doesn&#039;t give you carte blanche to be an asshole. <a href="http://friedisms.tumblr.com" target="_blank">http://friedisms.tumblr.com</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:13:49 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>RT @ScottBHuff: Don't know if they realize it, but every old woman in...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/5861035</link>
      <description><![CDATA[RT <a href="http://twitter.com/ScottBHuff" target="_blank">@ScottBHuff</a>: Don&#039;t know if they realize it, but every old woman in Beverly Hills decided to go as Michael Jackson for Halloween. #niptuck]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:42:06 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Hey Mets fans... how are you handling this World Series? Who are you rooting...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/5808150</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Hey Mets fans... how are you handling this World Series? Who are you rooting for? Or against?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:17:07 -0700</pubDate>
      <guid>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/5808150</guid>
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      <title>Wow, this is about as awesome as a wall clock can get. http://bit.ly/MyfGi</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/5750138</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Wow, this is about as awesome as a wall clock can get. <a href="http://bit.ly/MyfGi" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/MyfGi</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:31:51 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Walmart commercial claims Chinese food for 4 costs over $50. I know they're...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/clintob/posts/status/5709802</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Walmart commercial claims Chinese food for 4 costs over $50. I know they&#039;re Walmart customers, but that&#039;s a LOT of lo mein.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:47:20 -0700</pubDate>
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