Cody Austin
Houston, TX
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Oct 28, 2009
No, I know him well. He knows I’m a dumb ass.
Mikie was talking to Tom about how he misspelled a guy’s name in WDR.
Mikie asked,
“Did you apologize for misspelling his name?”
Tom replied,
“No, I know him well. He knows I’m a dumb ass.”
Aug 1, 2009
Not anymore!
Katie mentioned to Tom that Roger Federer’s wife just had twin girls to Tom.
Tom said,
Well she must have been artificially inseminated.
Katie replied
No, you can have twins without being artificially inseminated.
Tom exclaimed,
Not anymore!
May 25, 2009
He’s got 10 toes and 10 feet, I mean, geez.
Mikie, Amanda, Anya and Julie just got home from the hospital, and Tom was sleeping on the couch with Max on his chest when his phone rang. He summoned Julie to answer the phone, hand it to him, and get Max off of his chest.
After a brief exchange of pleasantries, …
Most of the leaked text messages are garbage, but there are some pretty crazy ones that take you back to the moment. http://wikileaks.org
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