N: Hello?
S: uh Hello?
N: I want to speak to the president.
S: He is busy sir
N: Then give me the first lady
S: She is busy sir.
N: The VP then.
S: Also busy. May I put you on hold? (puts N on hold immediately)
N: NO! -Dammit-
I bet they are taping this, no more talking
CIA (We hear thoughts too!)
(We know what you are calling about and we don't think it is important.)
N: But I have to get through! I'm the only one that can stop this crisis! bottled water will run out!
CIA( (dryly) terrifying...)
N: The water table in _____ is sinking fast and we haven't another easy source lined up!
CIA (oh gee...)
N: "Just drink tap water" I know: but that isn't it! I need to have the option of pure water! It must be pure, or I might get ill! If we don't have anymore bottled water it will be like I am making out with the whole city every time I drink water! Think of what I could catch!
CIA (oh too bad... hmm what an idea!)