jRay. What exactly is a proxy? Could I use it as an analogy for a wall.... like protecting something? Or keeping something out?

posted Jun 3

my sensei told me yesterday that someone would spring a story upon me when a craft is landed on Mars. I doubted him and laughed at him. Then he laughed at me, because apparently I had no clue NASA was doing their thing and landed the Phoenix on that stupid planet. S o obviously, i think you have a story for me

posted May 25

thanks! I came into contact with a publisher and I'm thinking about going pro with it and making it a childrens book (or like pre-teens for all the violenceness). And yes, deloreans are awesome, except I know someone who drives one, and they're kind of weird and dont keep up with the car and thats depressing but oh well! Do you have any stories of awesome that you can concoct?

posted May 12

so, Pan is all like W#%@T!$^fF!!! This is like major betrayal by Soy, the kangaroo, who takes off his body and apparently is a platypus with a mustache. Pan just stares in shock, well first off because he was just betrayed by his favorite person in the world, and secondly because the kangaroo suit that Soy was wearing (if that's even his REAL name) was made from REAL kangaroo. GROSS! So soy comes to Pan and says "give me the answer". Pan looks at Soy like he's crazy, and well, he actually is. The pinkguins get closer and closer to Pan and start poking them with their sun burnt paws/fins/things till he spills. Pan is like "NEVERRRR I need to protect this bubble and Antarctica for the greater good. it is my fate". Then Soy says if you do not tell me the answer now, this bubble/plate of earth will be destroyed and everyone you know will turn into fossils in billions of years. So Pan starts to cry, because like dude, this is pretty traumatic for him--he needs to make the right choice--and he needs to make it rather hastily. SO Pan is crowded in this circle and he's getting nervous because there is no way he is getting out alive. He finally caves in and starts to say the answer "4....8...15...16..." and then Soy cuts in and is like, this is not an episode of LOST. Pan looks at Soy like he's in trouble, because he was major lying, and so he gathers all his brain power to think and then turns into Neo from the Matrix and basically does cool moves and gets out of the circle of pinkguins and soy. He' s running for the doors, makes it out, and keeps running, and then realizes he needs a car to go faster, but he doesnt know where to find one. He sprints through town and he can see the torches being held by the pinkguins off in a distance, so he hops inside this 1972 Monte Carlo, dont ask why. and it turns out to be a back to the future car, just cooler because its not a Delorean. SO, he's driving, and the gas mileage is horrible on this thing and he has to ...

posted May 10

goodness, you're on fire like super awesome! Okay, well story. I think this will be broken up into parts, seeing as I have to leave for school soon, and I dont want to overload you and push you into epileptic shock after you read this story. Beginning, so there is this Panda named Pan and a Kangaroo named Soy and they currently live in Antarctica. You probably wonder how they got there, but it's basic scientific logic. GLOBAL WARMING. Asia turned into the tundra and Australia is like the new Cuba, and no kangaroo wants to live in Cuba. So, they're living together in Antarctica, inside this bubble of oxygen, because the earth is now filled with Phosphorus and that's not good at all. So in this bubble, they have their house and workplace and swimming pool and grocery store and dance studio...you get that its like a mini-town. Well, it's Saturday morning and the kangaroo is teaching dance lessons to all the penguins who decided to stay behind and not relocate. Now theyre called pinkguins. Because they are sunburnt--FOR LIFE. So theyre all doing their dance--to some Architecture in Helsinki. It's basically amazing. And they're dressed as hamburgers for some reason, dont ask me, i have no clue why. But point is, they look cool. So, the dance class is almost over, and the Panda comes to greet the kangaroo to walk home (I dont know what their relationship is--the panda and the kangaroo, because well its just weird). So anyways, Pan walks in and all the sudden the dance practice turns into this staged robbery and all the pinkguins turn into ninja and prepare to capture Pan........ I'll leave off right there so you can gather all that in and i can go to class

posted May 9

yeah, I'm pretty excited! And, well I travel a decent amount over the summer to places, but recently I've been doing it a lot more and checking out colleges and things like that. Which now that I think about, is a TERRIBLE idea because I am only worsening my environmental impact, and now I'll have to buy a lot of carbon offsets to undo all my air time. And you will do something cool. I predict the future if I hadn't said that already, except that I don't have my own call-in tv show that you can contact me from and you can get a $14.95 reading out of. (Although I could always invest in a tv show). Oh, and thanks for the math remark. I can make up something scientific or historical if you'd like me to.

posted May 8

Well, I am very pro-liberal. I'd be more likely to vote for Hilldog, but yesterday hurt her fairly badly, which also hurt me...so it may turn out that I vote Obama, which I would be okay with compared to the ever so incompetent McCain. And you should plan something exciting then! I am heading to Greece for most of June, and then I'm heading up to Pennsylvania and then probably California and crack down on what school I eventually want to go to. And moving out? you must be getting excited for that..

posted May 7